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At the risk of repeating myself this topic is tailor made for us punsters. I'm simply panting I'm so exicited.
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what a holey mess. Bob will trim this conversation into shape. He will tailor this conversation to suit his needs, and tie up anyone who doesn't fit into his pattern for world domination.
I helped hin cobble up this plan while in Boston. Posts: 15082 | Registered: Jul 2001
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T, you must have tied one on. Don't you think you should bow out of the race? You are really coming loose at the seams.
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Patently, some of y'all are doing your best to beret us all in fluff. It really goes against the grain, but woolly, can't you pair some of these down? Shorts and sweat, you know.
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Oh, lord, Rivka. You sound exactly like my old Aunts Polly, Esther, Victoria, and my cousin, Victoria's secret daughter.
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I think there are some topics that we haven't a dressed yet, though. More later, once I get my thoughts gathered better.
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Oh, never mend. I was just gathering wool. I feel a major pun looming. Bob has weft the building. He's too warped for this.
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Probably from flying by the seat of my pants all the time.
My Aunt Polly Ester keeps telling me that I should let myself out more, butt I like staying in at my pad. I've got the measure of the club scene and I don't like getting into fista cuffs. I'd rather stay in than end up getting booted...Although it is fun getting ripped once and a while...
Sorr, that was a blousey thing to say; BoB is the don of Hatrack humor. So Bob, are you going to Oxford anytime soon? Stafford-on-Avon? They have good eats, but don't scarf it down too quick, or you'll end up wearing it....
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Ok Kwea, I'll keep it brief and try to avoid a slip of the tongue. Let's not hose this discussion with threats.
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I think fallow fabricated a good post there. Even if he was making another blanket statement, it's what's underneath that counts. "Under wear?" you ask? Why, under pants, of course.
However, now we're on a slippery slope for some of our more religious members. Sort of a Calvin Incline, if you will. Don't even start to tell them about the Fruit of the Loom -- that gay marriage stuff'll just warp their minds.
(Okay, a better use of loom and warp, so I went for it...once more into the breeches.)
It makes me sad to see all you people up in arms, girdling your loin cloths. Far too restrictive. Maybe we need some binding regulations.
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That was thinly veiled. You know, this thread has gone from bustling to bust in short order. I had to leave for a little while -- satin on a meeting. It's going okay, but everyone seamstress, like they're sizing up the competition. It was all I could do to take it all in a little. The comedian was good; dry, clean, mostly funny.
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This is such a Bra'd topic, I hope I can come up with a pun under the wire. A Cup'l of ideas crossed my heart, but nothing good.
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