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I'm actually Ralphie's illegitimate child. Sorry mom, I can't take keeping that secret any more.
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There you go again Ralphie, blabbing my truest, deepest, darkest secret.
I'm weird.
PS. I stuck my finger in my belly button. It didn't smell anything. Do you know if you stick your nose in other peoples belly buttons you get beaten to a pulp?
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And here I thought you cleverly made up all your own one liners! What are you going to do when you run out of They Might Be Giants lyrics?
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I will not do all the housework my wife is commanding me to. I will not. No way. Not today.
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Ralphie: Does this mean I can blame everything I did wrong yesterday on you? If so, are you ever in deep trouble now.
Shan: I don't remember much of your past life. It could be because of the trauma of death and birth. Or it could be a whole lot of alcohol was involved.
Bob_S: If you give out all the points in life, what is the point of life?
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While Icarus spotted the line, I confirmed it for him, Bob. They Might Be Giants is from my collection. I have about six of their albums from my very twisted period back in the late 80s, early 90s.
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I have no creativity when it comes to screen names. My real name actually is Jane...I guess I am in the same boat as Dan. Also, my ultimate weakness and darkest secret...my left thumb. Smash it and I will *nearly* die. I have had several close calls. *guards thumb*
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J.A.N.E, do you know what's weird? Injuries to my hands are actually some of the only things that can make me nearly pass out or become physically ill. When I smashed one finger once, I went completely white and my husband had to lead me to a chair and have me put my head down. Strange, huh? But when I had major abdominal surgery, I was turning down pain killers afterward, because it really wasn't bother me.
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Cor... that is very similar to what happens to me! I never pass out, but whenever I injure my left thumb I nearly do. Once I bent my left thumbnail back and I spent a half hour in the bathroom not knowing if I was going to pass out or throw up. Luckily my hall mates found me there and brought me juice and a cold rag...they said I was as white as a sheet and very scarily ill looking. It had happened before several times, but I won't elaborate. So it is no joke...if you want to take me down just stomp on my hand and I will be out of comission for a while. Not that anyone here would ever want to do that to me. *smiles sweetly* *moves left hand further away from the computer screen*
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One of the voices in my head is an adorable sea otter named "Ozzie". He's mostly responsible for all the fresh fish I catch with my mandibles. Mostly.
I throw empty beer cans at my neighbor's head.
My cat has one hugely engorged nipple surrounded by dried, matted hair from all the nipple-sucking he does to himself.
I eat community beer-nuts in seady bars.
I... I think the Beatles are kind of loopy.
Dan: Am I responsible for last Friday? As long as you never find out where I live, sure.
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No--I will not do anyone else's house work. You can't afford my rates.
JANE if you were so unimaginative you wouldn't have put the periods in your name. All you need is to create the real words your name is initial's for. My guess--Just Another Natural Enigma.
Ralphie--I told the police, my boss, and my Italian/American wife that it was all your fault. I wouldn't answer the door for a while if I were you.
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Dan_Raven...the periods are purely for aesthetic purposes. To add another . after the E would have thrown my entire name out of balance. I guess you could say I have creative impulses, but none in the way of making up fun catchy nicknames. If I ever try to title something it always ends up sounding really lame. I do like the sound of Just Another Natural Enigma...people have even described me as being an enigma before. How insightful of you!
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Juniper--Who here isn't planning on taking over the world. You have 2 steps done. I have 4. Ofcourse, my plan has 4,576 steps in it, so you may be a little closer.
Now if only I could find a deep sea submursible and five cases of spam. Then I'd be truly on my way.
J.A.N.E--If I guessed that you were an Enigma, does that mean you are no longer an enigma? Ouch--Brain strain.
Now for my deepest darkest famous secrets....
I know what you did last summer. but I'm not to sure what I did last Saturday night.
I am really Herbert Jr, and I'm spying trying to figure out what OSC has that I don't.
Heinlein is alive and well, living aboard the Gay Deciever--just not in this time frame.
Tolkien is alive. He sailed off into the west.
Frodo Lives, and babysits for my Aunt on alternate tuesdays. He no longer accepts gifts of jewelry.
Douglas Adam's ghost haunts the local public library. He just floats around and moans, "Censor this you old biddy."
Frank Herbert's secret is out. Spice is actually a Jalopena left in the sun too long.
Mark Twain is riding Halley's comet. He plans to get off, but every time it comes near, he takes a look around the world, and decided to keep looking for better neigbors.
Elvis lives--as a small fried food eating hill outside Memphis.
Dan,Must have been a lucky guess... considering you never really met me and therefore you could not come to the conclusion that I am an enigma by reading a few posts on a list. *continues to think* Unless of course you have some deep dark secret that would allow you to come to those sort of conclusions via Hatrack. *stares at screen looking to see if there is a tiny Dan hiding behind the Submit Reply button*