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I've been posing as an airline pilot, doctor, and lawyer alternatively for the past three years.
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I'm writing a book that features a female assassin secret agent as the main character. My students are convinced I'm really that assassin, undercover as a seventh grade language arts teacher.
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My parents tried to sacrifice me but then lightening hit the dagger and now they forever hate me till I'm dead.
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hehehe language arts teacher...Please don't tell me you're gray-haired, plump and wear glasses. Every english teacher I've ever had was like that.
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Nope, I'm dark-haired, 33, and have posters of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Xena on my classroom walls. Does that tell you anything?
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I hate Disney, Star Wars, Star Trek, and everything by Orson Scott Card, and I had fabulous parents. I'm not actually a teacher, I'm an out-of-work truck driver. I'm also 56 years old. And a woman.
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Well there was the time at twelve years of age when I was alone with the nanny in the house for two days, but that was hardly a dark secret (still have a thing for Nowegians).
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Icarus, that explains why Cor had to take that She-Spy job. I hear they offer a good dental plan Posts: 2425 | Registered: Jan 2002
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Growing up the caretakers at the institute told me I'd been raised by wolves. Then I found an old 8mm movie of them putting me in a cage with a wire model of a mother covered in terry cloth.
The tattoo on my scalp reads "999".
I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy.
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I have one amazing super power. I can post in between double posts by Icarus. It doesn't really count for much in a pitched battle, but it sure does baffle the unprepared. Posts: 22497 | Registered: Sep 2000
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Bob you are simultaneously dyslexic and the anti-Christ. No wonder the devil never gets it right. Posts: 6449 | Registered: Dec 2001
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Actually, I'm the anti-Crust. That whole thing between me and God was a complete misunderstanding. All I wanted was a PB&J on some soft white bread.
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Bob, that explains the line--Give us this day, our dailly crust free bread.
My deepest darkest secrets;
I am originally from Galifray.
I sold secrets to the Soviets, but they were the secret formula for "New Coke." They demanded their money back.
I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I am an axe murderer. I killed fifteen axes in my time.
I have "Scopatz Disease". I find it physically impossible to pass up a bad pun, joke, or word play. I did not think it was contagious until I saw Baldar's posts.
I don't know when to stop typing posts. I just stretch them out with more and more useless lines.
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Ralphie, this is a forum to admit our own deepest darkest secrets, not to have you blab them out to everyone. Play by the rules or be punished. You don't see me telling everyone other peoples secrets. Its not fair and its not nice.
(Ralphie's big secret--she likes to blab out other peoples deep dark secrets).
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