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Topic: What's your deepest, darkest secret?
coil
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posted February 04, 2003 01:40 PM
I occasionally post just to get the first post on a new page.
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Dan_raven
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posted February 04, 2003 04:54 PM
I am therefore I think.I think I think, I think.
I know what secrets lurk in the hearts of men. Nobody knows what secrets lurk in the hearts of women--especially Ralphie.
I gave a hand at someones fleamarket, and haven't seen it since.
Hi, My name is Dan Raven and I am an adult fan of Mathnet.
I tried to join the Mathnet Geometry Unit, because I love thier motto--To Protract and Serve.
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Mrs.M
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posted February 05, 2003 02:45 PM
I love Spencer Gifts.
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Lissande
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posted February 05, 2003 02:47 PM
*scandalized*
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 05, 2003 11:12 PM
I have a lot of hair in places you'd never expect it -- like in a giant plastic bag in my closet.I like to wet my hands and then introduce myself to people. "Hi, I'm Bob from Urinalysis."
I once convinced some people that a booger I was playing with wasn't mine -- I'd just "found" it.
I have covered my walls with pictures of plucked chickens and turkeys being basted by women in nurses outfits.
My wife said she wanted me to butter her up. Three tubs later and she's still not happy.
[This message has been edited by Bob_Scopatz (edited February 05, 2003).]
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Ralphie
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posted February 06, 2003 05:44 AM
I'm looking into getting buttcheek implants to improve my "pressed ham" skills. Some say it's cheating, but there's nothing conclusive in the handbook.
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Khavanon
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posted February 06, 2003 07:55 AM
I'm secretly thinking about falling into a well so I can get on TV and get free food.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 06, 2003 08:38 AM
I just thought of an entirely new use for porridge.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 06, 2003 10:31 AM
I sleep with a candied apple under my pillow.
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^Saudade^
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Member # 175
posted February 06, 2003 10:37 AM
6 people have collected locks of my hair. I have heard rumours that somebody still has my umbilical cord and part of my placenta and my first nail clippings. I do not want to know who this person may be. My husband collects the hair I cut when I give myself a hair cut and I have to make him throw it away. I have been asked 3 times to sell my hair for a nice price.
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Dan_raven
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posted February 06, 2003 10:53 AM
I am secretly going bald, but by a delicate manuever, known to a secret few as "The Combover" I am quite sure that nobody can tell.Similarly I am slightly overweight, yet by wearing tight pants and plaids, I am sure nobody can tell.
My fashion sence is exactly 37 years ahead of its time. (If that's true, and you have any taste, you really want to be dead by then--trust me.)
I know the world thinks I am sexy.
I have been known to be occasionally wrong.
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asQmh
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posted February 06, 2003 11:12 AM
I am the real Slim Shady.I am surprisingly like a red rubber ball.
I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before my expiration date.
I find Buddha sexy.
The Q. doesn't really stand for anything. I made it up.
I am Lissande's subconcious, snarky comments.
"Subconcious and the Snarkys" would be a good name for a rock band.
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Ralphie
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posted February 06, 2003 08:06 PM
I'm the one that makes the shallow end of the pool warm.
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asQmh
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posted February 06, 2003 08:16 PM
I am batman.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 06, 2003 10:28 PM
I am music, and I write the songs.
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MyrddinFyre
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posted February 06, 2003 10:31 PM
Actually, my dad is batman. Bruce Wayne. I kid you not.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 06, 2003 10:39 PM
I hid a million dollars under a rock somewhere where you can easily find it.I once sucked on a pen until all the sheep got out.
I keep an octopus by my bed in case of emergency.
I took Mother Theresa out for a night on the town. She got very drunk and a little rowdy. You were wondering how she got all those beads, weren't you?
I lose weight when I sneeze, but I gain weight when I fart.
I live over an abandoned cemetery.
I was a Chippendale dancer in my youth.
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Freakishly Strong Boy
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posted February 06, 2003 10:41 PM
I fight crime with my freakish strength. In real life, I'm Freakishly Jon Boy.
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Freakishly Jon Boy
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posted February 06, 2003 10:42 PM
I'm really a superhero. The woman I love is in love with my superhero identity, but she doesn't realize that I'm me. Or something.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 12, 2003 01:01 PM
I recently bought some oil and drilling equipment company stock and am now secretly rooting for an all out war in the Middle East.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted February 12, 2003 05:04 PM
I have acne in places you'd never EVER think of.
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Ralphie
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posted February 12, 2003 07:04 PM
I found a picture of Dan_raven on the internet and had it silk-screened onto my pillow. It's a little discolored from hair oils and drool, but you can still see Dan's shining eyes and captivating expression.
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Ralphie
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posted March 23, 2003 04:18 AM
I am a thread bumper, also. ::bumps with hip::
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Frisco
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posted March 23, 2003 04:25 AM
And drunk, let's not forget.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 23, 2003 09:25 AM
I figured out the meaning of life and now I'm a little more insane than I was before. My uncle invented the "pull my finger" gag.
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Ralphie
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posted March 23, 2003 04:59 PM
I am Bob's uncle.
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:Locke
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posted March 23, 2003 05:49 PM
I dream that I am a cannibal.
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Cor
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posted March 26, 2003 02:02 PM
I actually love the sounds of nails on a chalkboard.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 26, 2003 02:15 PM
I like to chew other people's fingernails. I have donated my body to Science Fiction.
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Ralphie
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posted April 05, 2003 06:38 PM
I bump threads in which I think I've been funny.
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IndexCard
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posted April 05, 2003 06:56 PM
I plan on being Hatrack Member #5,000 ....
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Beren One Hand
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posted April 05, 2003 10:24 PM
I watch Gilmore Girls and the first season of Felicity.
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Shigosei
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posted April 06, 2003 03:31 AM
Speaking of hair, I have a hairball 4 inches in diameter. It's all from the hair that's come out in the shower.
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Javert
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posted April 06, 2003 03:37 AM
I CAN'T READ!!!!!
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Frisco
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posted April 06, 2003 03:39 AM
That's nothing...I can't write.
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Frisco
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posted April 06, 2003 03:40 AM
Also, I am wearing one shoe and one sock...not on the same foot. [ April 06, 2003, 03:40 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
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