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Sopwith
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Before putting my shoes on, my Odor Eaters once said "No, really, I'm full, couldn't take another bite, really, I mean it..."
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I take credit for unintentional puns and witticisms when other people find them funny.
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Jon Boy
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I'm really Pat.
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Jon Boy
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I kill threads and their dobie with my lame jokes, and then I bump both of them in a shameless attempt to get attention.

Shameless bump!

[ April 15, 2003, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
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I don't really find Icarus's unintentional witticisms funny. I just laugh to make him feel good.
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Icarus
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What?!
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Cor
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Icarus is the most brilliant, witty individual on the face of this planet.
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I like to visit people's houses and read the labels on jars they have in the bathroom.
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I like to nibble on newbies.

Actually, I like to nibble on almost anyone who won't respond with violent force.
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Ralphie
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Erik - Have you seen this one?

Where were you when we were doing these, man?!
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Ironically, mine's that I'm afraid of the light...
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Ok...hmmm...pondering the true anonymity of the site...well once upon a time I started sleep walking in the middle of the night...not just your average bumping around the house but outside...in the city...covered in weapons wearing a balaclava and tabi boots. I don't know what would happen when I went out...but I would wake up in odd places...one time I woke up in a storm drain. I don'tknow if I was ever spotted...but one night my outfit had a big tear in one of the legs...and my sword had dried blood on it...I'm going to assume wild animal...dog or something...but really that is just an assumption to keep a clear conscience. I studied psychology a little when I was me again...and I think it was abizarre case of disassociative fugue...as I had moved to a new town and all but changed my identity..had little memory of what happened and eventually got better.And that for better or worse is my deepest darkest secret.

There is no truth that can be told so as to be understood and not believed.-OSC
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Yes. That's very, very serious.
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It was...when I finally typed the words I looked over and thought it looked silly...but living it...not knowing what was happening...was a living nightmare...as I said I'm better now though. [Big Grin] [Wave]

[ September 11, 2003, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: Bricks-N-Sandwiches ]
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Erik Slaine
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Dan's response:

quote:
I am originally from Galifray.
This explains much...

Rod Kirkegard (from Rock Opera)

Golliwog: Dr. Who?
Tom Baker: (smiling broadly) Who cares?

My deepest, darkest secret:

I stole the cook-ies from the cook-ie jar!
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Ralphie
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I love bumping threads for you, Erik. [Smile]
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That's good, 'cause I can't set the search function to "Funny"!
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I'm in love with myself.
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David Bowles
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Kama, that's no secret.

I'm really a closet Christian; I just pretend to be an atheist for the notoriety.
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To quote the great DB: That's no secret.

I had a Ralphie sighting today. A beautiful long dark haired woman dressed in a black wool suit cut to accentuate her figure -- followed by her equally pretty three daughters. I never knew! [Smile]
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I truly abhor puns and I'm a masochist.

Edit to add that this post has me feeling dejected, sad and puny. Time for some self-fragilation

[ December 21, 2004, 06:19 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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I'm a democrat. Who likes Bush.
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I still kind of have a thing for Kim Possible.
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What's the sitch, Pops?

I would have no idea what kind of advice to give a robot if one ever asked.
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I'm a robot suffering from self-esteem issues. And I need advice.

Help!
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I have a tattoo of "Papa Moose" on my derrier.
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I have a tattoo of Bob Scopatz on my butt. [ROFL]
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Anna
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I'm French. [Big Grin]
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me too ! [ROFL]
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