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Thong-Myster
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Anybody remember a man named P-Thong?
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Vaguely.
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Interesting.
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Share why it is interesting.
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Sharing, I have alway's believed, is the key to downfall.
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Wow. A response that a bot could come up with.
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Thong-Myster
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Ahh, i've been a member some half-hour and already the bot accusation's are pouring in. You people are so paranoid.
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Sounds just like something a bot covering up for itself would say....
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As a test...

Share why it is interesting.

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It is not, thinking over the matter at all interesting, all though I do have reason's to be interested in Mr.Thong...
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Do you have reasons for abusing apostrophes?
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Apostrophe's killed my parent's and I'd rather not talk about them, you truely tasteless person.'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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I don't think he's a bot, guys. I think he's just stupid. *shrug*
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You seem to be rather fond of your parents' killers.
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i agree. mr porteira head, do you know anything about "P-Thong"
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I just vaguely remember the name, but my wife recalls that P-Thong was a bot that got banned.
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I would have thought that genius would have made an ever-lasting indentation on your pitiably self-absorbed mind's. as you can see, I have moved on to punishing the haofin, this word being mis-spelled to proove my lack of botishness.
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Will the puddlethorpe intrude on the consciousness of desire?
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Ah, but alas, does it ever fail to do so?
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I think that works better when you reverse the polarity.
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Thong-Myster
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Oh, you people's arrogance is so wickedly tiresome. I shall adjourn to a more pleasant and less cocky forum. Your not quite so witty as you seem to think.
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MPH, does that involve the deflector dish? Or crossing the streams?
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That isually involves discovering a hitherto unknown particle, solving the problem with it, and then forgetting about it forever.
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Bah. I am exactly as witty as I seem to think.
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quote:
Originally posted by Thong-Myster:
I would have thought that genius would have made an ever-lasting indentation on your pitiably self-absorbed mind's. as you can see, I have moved on to punishing the haofin, this word being mis-spelled to proove my lack of botishness.

did you spell "prove" wrong for that reason to?

ahhhyouradouche

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Hamson
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I don't get it. Why would you come here just to say how much we annoy you?
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Hamson
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Or rather, come here asking about a supposed bot, and then acting annoyed when we eye you suspiciously? You had chance to prove your worthiness.
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Thong-Myster
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Oh. I'll just nip into the bath-tub and slit my wrist's now that I have been declared unworthy. I'll stop beating around the proverbial bush. I was P-Thong, as I'm sure youve figured by now, I was just wondering if I was remembered. Now I'll let you get back to making hilariously cynical and condescending comment's in peace.
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Before you go, would you consent to being shown how to properly use apostrophes?

You don't need to use them to indicate plurals (ie. multiples of a word). "Comments," therefore, does not require an apostrophe.

You can use apostrophes to indicate a possessive -- like "P-Thong's hat," meaning a hat belonging to P-Thong. You can also use them to indicate the omission of letters in a construction, like "I'll" (for "I will") or "she'd" (for "she had.") (Apostrophes can also be used in common time constructions.)

All the apostrophes in this sentence are used correctly:

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I'd've wanted to show my aunt's daughter a better time, but it was already six o'clock and, back in '42, nights seemed to come to an end faster.


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Thong-Myster
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The funny thing is, you honestly believe I give a wombat's uncle."""""""""""""""""""
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Oh, I'm not so sure he does give a wombat's uncle. Nor am I sure at all that he would have one available to give were he to so desire.

NOTE: The above sentence also uses correct apostrophes, (and I nice bit of itallics to indicate tone of voice.) [Wink]

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"And I nice bit of itallics to indicate the tone of voice"

Ah, not so perfect after all.

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El JT de Spang
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Not being able to type a complete and relatively grammatically correct sentence in an online forum is the equivalent of walking around in real life with a voluntary speech impediment.

If you don't like the inevitable conclusion people will draw from that, pay attention when you type. It's common courtesy, and it makes it a lot easier to convey a complete thought.

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So what does _any_ of this have to do with OSC?

Failing any meaningful relation to him or his work, shouldn't it be on the "other side" of the forum?

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Unless I missed something with that particular thread, I find it interesting that Thong-Myster technically started American Dates are Killing Me. But his post isn't there.
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Actually, he started two identical "Dinosaur's" threads. The second was deleted, and the "American Dates are Killing Me" was given the same thread number. It's a glitch in the search feature. It's not a conspiracy, and Jonathan Howard is not OSC-fan and TomDavidson is not katharina is not BannaOj (you probably weren't here when the events to which I'm referring happened, kojabu, but I'm entertaining myself with the comments).

--PJ

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*Grin* I'm now entertained with the reminiscence though it kind of sucked at the time.

AJ

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Nope, wasn't here.

Are you sure it's not a vast conspiracy started by some sentient being out in a computer in space to make sure we don't figure anything out?

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"Are you sure it's not a vast conspiracy started by some sentient being out in a computer in space to make sure we don't figure anything out?"

Oh I get! Like from that book!

Just for the record, I think Apostrophe is a great title for a movie. I'm not sure about the plot. I'm building a structure and working toeards the inside.

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'W' is generally seen as compulsory in the word 'towards'. And as for aliens trying to make sure you find nothing out, I think your mind-power has looked after that one.
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Aren't you snippy
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Thong-Myster
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No. I'm Thong-Myster.
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Your mom's mister has a thong.
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...wait a second

didn(apostrophe)t you, Mr. Thong,
say you were leaving and not posting again?

or something

like three of four times already?

...why hasn(apostrophe)t that happened?

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do you need to borrow an apostrophe key?
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I dont know why apostrophe's are so important. Its not like you cant tell what my post's mean otherwise. Geez. Youre all such a bunch of judgmental hypocrite's. Yall come along and mock me for no other reason's beside's the fact that Im a jerk.

Im leaving!

And you cant stop me!

None of you loser's can!

So dont try!

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[ROFL]

Thats funny. Thank's for making me laugh Icaru's. I had a hard day with lot's of annoying customer's and needed s'ome fun!

Thank's again.

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What's a bot?
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My father was, indeed, very fond of thongs. I have said I would leave, but not forever. How would you poor souls go on without me?
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Happily?
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