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Rudolph
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MERRY holidays everyone who's reading this.

HappY christmas from my sideburns. I STILL HAVE THEM.


SOMEONE POST SOMETHING PLEASE TO PROVE THAT I EXIST

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Rudolph
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WHOOOOOOOO THREE PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Do the sideburns offset your very shiny nose?

Merry Christmas, Rudolph (and Rudolph's sideburns).

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Rudolph
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Well, friends, it's almost the five year anniversary of the Daily Sideburn Report. I have to say, it's been anything but daily. But I do still have the sideburns. It's pretty amazing that I've had sideburns straight for five years. I have a beard right now as well, a product of my laziness. I wonder if I'll ever remove the sideburns. I don't know right now. When I created this thread, I was a junior in high school. Now I am graduating from college. Aside from learning a few things, my sideburns have gotten much thicker. I love you all, thank you for reading this. I will continue to keep you all updated about the status of my sideburns.
XOXO
--Rudolph

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Alcon
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*grin* I'm glad you're still posting in this thread Rudolph. Makes me grin every time it wanders back up to the front page [Smile]
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Ditto. [Smile]
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Rudolph
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Sideburn Haiku

Have my degree now
Graduated from college
But not from sideburns

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Rudolph
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Married with Sideburns:

Four months ago I was married. I proudly wore my sideburns as my bride walked down the aisle. Thank you Hatrack for letting me share my life with you through sideburns.

I LOVE YOU ALL

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Rudolph
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Married with Sideburns:

Four months ago I was married. I proudly wore my sideburns as my bride walked down the aisle. Thank you Hatrack for letting me share my life with you through sideburns.

I LOVE YOU ALL

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Congrats!!
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Congrats!

You should really change the thread title. [Big Grin]

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Rudolph
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WHAT UP HATRACK!?!?!??!?!?

still got the burns, everybody, DON'T WORRY

it's really pretty incredible that this thread has existed for nearly EIGHT YEARS.

and even more incredible that my sideburns have existed for OVER EIGHT YEARS.
(with one brief hiatus for no-shave-november festivities)

does this make me ultra-COOL or ultra-LAME?

either way, THE BURNS ARE GOING STRONG BABY!

and speaking of babies, no, there are no sideburn-sporting babies on the way yet for the rudolph clan.
BUT rest assured that whenever the time comes, they will spring from the womb with fully grown BURNS! (male or female)

XOXO

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quote:
Originally posted by Rudolph:
BUT rest assured that whenever the time comes, they will spring from the womb with fully grown BURNS! (male or female)

Now there's a scary thought.
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This is one of my all-time favorite threads. I'm sad that I missed the sideburn haiku a couple years back.

Good to see you again, Rudolph. Glad to hear you're keeping the sideburn love alive.

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How long are the sideburns now?
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HI ERRBODY....GUESS WHAT....

I STILL GOT THE 'BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They've been incorporated into a beard as of late, but I still consider them to be SIDEBURNS.

LOVE Y'ALL XOXOXOXOX

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twinky
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I have somehow never seen this thread before in almost 10 years of bumps.
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Likewise!
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I know! I was like wuh????
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Hatrack has gotten a lot less silly in the past 10 years.
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That is due to The Colonel.
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Rudolph
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Well well well what have we here. It's your daily sideburn report!

Yep, still have the burns. They're surrounded by a friendly beard, but a 'burn's a 'burn as long as the world turns.

Can't believe this amazing thread is still going "strong" after nearly TWELVE YEARS! YOWZA

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I am posting in this thread.
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I had a beard once. Well, twice, actually.

*moment of silence*

I still have my sideburns, though.

Keep up the good work, Rudolph.

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I've had my berns for...they can vote & buy tobacco.
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Rudolph
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WELP HERE WE GO>>>>>>>>UPDATE TIME

still have burns....and a beard.....so yep, it's all good.

ALMOST THE THIRTEEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE DAILY SIDEBURN REPORT

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Goodness. Has it really been thirteen years already?
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This is really great. I can't imagine keeping a regular report of anything for 13 years, let alone my facial hair.
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Native-American sideburn report: My husband is still waiting for his to come in.
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Do the sideburns not get absorbed into the beard, therefore eliminating them as sovereign facial hair?

Fun story. First thing I did in high school after I found out I could grow honest to god for realsies facial hair was to grow the biggest, most hideous sideburns that Wolverine would be proud of.

Teenagers are stupid.

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SIDEBURNS ARE A BEARD< BEARD ARE A SIDEBURN< ONE NATION< INDIVISIBLE WITH LIBERTY AND SIDEBURN FOR ALL

PEACE LOVE AND BURNS YALL KEEP IT BURNIN

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

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This... is puzzling. Delightful. Another Hatrack curio I had not encountered yet. [Big Grin] Fifteen years... I am very much impressed.
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There's the 16-year-old post on the other side [Smile]

But yeah, how had I not seen this, how had I forgotten?!?

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