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I would date Bob t. Lawyer in a second if I was single. He looks like a cuddler, that one. I like that. I like to be held. I like to be pampered.
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You know, I've always been strangely attracted to BtL also, but for some strange reason, when I learned that he was neither Bob, nor a lawyer, for some reason, in my own head, I thought he was a girl and it somehow killed my flirtatious nature. Now, I just can't get it through my head the he's a he!
Where's his picture?
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I would just like to remind everyone that there's more than enough of me to go around. Although Ralphie gets first pick Posts: 3243 | Registered: Apr 2002
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Why does he get a praise and awe thread, and I get the accusation of the century thread from you. I feel cheated (and I don't care if that thread WAS a prize).
Long have I praised the one known as Ralphie, declared her greatest of the greats!
I was joyful when even I got a backhanded compliment, though my arse turned maroon!
Maroon, marooned! That my soul is on some banal tropical island full of 3rd rate reggae and cruddy rum concoctions with silly pastel umbrellas, cast as it was by the cruelty of Ralphie's whims!!
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I think it's kind of sad that when I hear "Miracle Gro" the first thing that pops into my mind is "Quirion Dryad."
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Ralphie, don't you even think about running out on me and our unborn child with Mr. Chia-Head.
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This is a BtL praise thread, but does anyone else notice 4/5ths of the posts are Ralphie-centric?
All we have learned about BtL is that he is a bald cuddler. Among the many things we've learned about Ralphie is she likes Hair Cuddlers. (Hey, little girl, I've got a hairy cuddler for you.)
That's just not polite to BtL.
BtL is always getting compared to toB (The Other Bob) which is also not polite.
The fact that he has withstood these impolite situations without qualm or complaint alone proves he is worthy of praise, of this praise thread, and of a free bottle of Rogaine.
It also proves he truly is not a lawyer, or he'd be suing our backsides.
Three Cheers to BtL, a man of pride, dignity, and a shocking sense of humor. He may not be as sexy as Bob the Builder, but hey, who is?
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That was a wonderful passion-play. The sad thing is, i've already played it out -- i directed my old high school's fall play last year. So it didn't scare me as much as i think you were hoping it would
and i'll search my soul when i feel like it. Today seems more like a singing and eating turkey-and-cheese on wheat bread sort of day. Posts: 3516 | Registered: Sep 2002
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Yes, but you weren't 40 when you directed the high school play... Yeah, soul-searching is tiring. One theory of decision making is get all the facts and then distract yourself. Your unconscious mind then figures out what you need to do. Works for some, not the rest. My unconscious only demands TV, video games and Oreos, so it's no help.
on a completely un-related note, i ended up having peanut butter and jelly instead of turkey and cheese. c'est la vie.
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I like peanut butter and jelly. In fact, I think that if I were on Big Brother and I lost the food competition, I totally wouldn't care. I don't mind eating the same thing for a week at a time. In fact, back in my bachelor days I used to stretch my food budget by making like 5 days of pasta or beans or something at the beginning of the week and then just powering through it. Saves a lot of money that way.
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Hmmm... this conversation seems to have drifted away from me and my coolness. Although, I suppose that's to be expected now that Ralphie has stopped posting.
Umm... I like peanut butter too! Am I cool again? Guys? Guys?
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Heh, you're just saying that because you're intimidated by the fact that I don't need alcohol to have a good time
Wait, you mean some peanut butter isn't vegan!? *runs home to check peanut butter jar*
And twink, I read that as "adultery" post. I was trying to figure out how a post could commit adultery...
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