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I would have put this on the "Its sacrilicious" thread, but I don't think many people would believe me on this if I did. So, I decided to create a new thread, which fully explains what happened. I don't know if you all know this, but currently I am working at a call center for AOL. The following, of course, is part of a prank call.
At around Midnight, I got a call from God.
"Hello, thank you for calling America Online, my name is Nathan, are you calling to set up your free trial of America Online."
"Nope. I just have a..."
"Ok, once again my name is Nathan, can I have your name please?"
"I am the Almight God."
"Ok God, could you tell me a little about why you are calling?"
"I have come to get you to repent." (you think God would have a better sentence)
"Ok, could you tell me a little more about that problem." (since this is part of the script, and I didn't really want to hang up just yet, I thought it appropriate)
"Well... Nathan, did you say?"
"Yep"
"Nathan! You have commited adultry and other deadly sins!"
"Really now?"
"YES!"
"Well, God, if I promise to repent, can I set you up with a 2 month free trial?"
"No thanks, I'm not interested in AOL."
God enjoys calling up AOL to bring souls unto Him, but he just isn't interested in a 2 month free trial. And in any case, he already had an account. God's AOL screen name involves the word young, a misspelling of love and a number.
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Maybe He's just upset because you only get 1080 hours in which to use up your 1045 free hours.
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You should have asked him if he wanted to be put through to Lucifer. We all know Lucifer works with AOL
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I suppose I got off lucky. The girl next to me, after we clocked out, complain of a guy who called up saying "Oh... your voice is so... sexy... oh... I'm stroking it... oh... oh.."
Although, I could have had fun with that one, I think.
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