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I've come to realize that while I've been a minion, evil henchman, and all-around lackey, I'm sorely lacking some disciples of my own. Well, it's time to change that. If you want to be a Jon Boy disciple, sign up here.
*sits back and waits for the hordes of applicants*
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We see through your act and words Ela, it is already proven that you are Jon Boy's Primary Project Primate, a.k.a. Simulation Simian, Experimental Ape.
[ August 07, 2003, 04:14 PM: Message edited by: Duragon C. Mikado ]
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Jon Boy- the problem here is that you just don't have enough name recognition to be anything beyond a mid-level disciple. Sure, you might be asked to help train new disciples of your master, but really, if you say "Jon Boy" to a random selection of a 1000 people how many will think of you? If those blasted Waltons hadn't gotten to the name first you might have had a chance, but as things stand now you're out of luck.
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I can see it now. All of his little minions going to bed and night and calling out "Good night, Jon Boy!" That would be followed by a lot of snickering.
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*sad* I think I am somewhat in Ralphie's cult. Well, she's let me branch off and form my own sect, but there aren't many in it because I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do with minions.
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obviously, my statement went over your head. man, keeping you guys caught up is like a full time job. hey, zan, don't forget to breathe!
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For some reason a line from the movie High Strung keeps popping into my head: "I'd rather be dead!"
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quote:Okay, never mind. I officially want to be Kat's disciple.
Yay!
And yet... I feel you are fickle. What can you do to prove yourself? I don't often take on minions, you know.
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You (grammar) nazi! Your evil grammarness will never overcome! NEVER!!!!!! WE WILL NEVER JOIN YOU!
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Fickle? My friends will tell you that I'm as loyal as the day is long. Ralphie fired me out of her own fickleness, but I trailed after celia like a lost puppy dog even after she tried to fire me. What more proof do you need?
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Can't I be celia's minion and Kat's minion, while simultaneously having my own disciple(s)? (I can't help but notice that after sifting out all the insults and general mocking, there's only one actual sign-up.)
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The purple one happens to be a boy (who carries a purse, but nevertheless...). Kat would have to be the red one or the yellow one (because she's a girrrl).
If Jon Boy is Kat's disciple, then does that make me Kat's grand-disciple?
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