It just goes to show that it takes the resistance of a giant to avoid making fun of Jon Boy in one of his own posturing threads.
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No, I think it just goes to show that even those who mock me must have some sort of thing for me. Obviously, you just can't handle your attraction to me, so you deal with it by mocking me, which simultaneously improves your own faltering self-esteem.
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You know, I don't find the whole "Good night, Jon Boy" thing to be mocking, especially since that's how I got the nickname in the first place. I wouldn't have picked a nickname that was so obviously tied to something that could be used to mock me.
Sheesh, Zan. Your insults are even worse than your jokes.
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No no no! I want to be your minion because you're cool. I want to study under your expert tutelage.
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My dear, I worship the very ground you walk on. Or hover over. Or whatever.
Although, I'm not sure discipleship is the best option for me right now. Do you really want me to end up just like you?
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oh, so sorry that i don't keep track of your every post. i mean, i try, but i'm running out of skin to tattoo them onto. and i can't even see several of them to read.
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What? When I say "Saxon," I mean you. Storm Saxon is Storm. Everyone knows that, except for whoever it was that called him saxon or sax or whatever.
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So, is this like that thing you do to Kayla where you respond seriously to her jokes, or did you really not see this one?
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I really must not have seen this one. I thought you were assuming I was talking about using that line about the puking smiley on Storm Saxon. Now I'm thoroughly lost.
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I hereby declare the last six posts to be invalid according to Paragraph 2, Subsection 6 of the Uniform Code of Hatrack Justice, which states that any serious of posts intended to be funny but were based on a misunderstanding of the subject matter may be invalidated at any time after said misunderstanding is detected. Invalid posts must be ignored for perpetuity once they have been so designated.
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Going back a bit, the first smilie of the "Monkeys" series looks a little green around the gills . And one could imagine the "Taunt" smilie is spewing forth some red food substance instead of its tongue. Mr. "Rolleyes" looks a little nauseated too.
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Kayla, apparently you missed it when I explain why I respond seriously to your jokes. It was something along the lines of weirding you out and watching you get all flustered.
No, Rivka, it's never too late to sign up.
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Jon Boy by decree of your former master you are to become my minion, and therefore, unless I give you permission you are to correct my english mistakes and worship only myself.
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1. He has great taste in women 2. To get one more step closer to celia 3. Because if you're a good acolyte, he may let you use one of his alternate nicks 4. Because he shows exceptional range in his Hatrack postings, ranging from fluff to serious to discussions to more fluff 5. Because he studied under Master Patrick and like Pat he is what the Romanians would call 'cumsecade' [pronounced "koom-say-caw-day"]-- it means he's a nice, easygoing guy [literally, cumsecade = how it falls] 6. He wants to be a writer and what's more fun than be a research assistant/copyeditor/flunkey? 7. That quick sense of humor 8. For the crepes 9. He knows Gaelic 10. If you get really lucky, he may take you streaking with him
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quote:Jon Boy by decree of your former master you are to become my minion, and therefore, unless I give you permission you are to correct my english mistakes and worship only myself.
Jon Boy, by decree of your former master, you are to become my minion, and therefore, unless I give you permission, you are to correct my English mistakes and worship only me.
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Jon Boy: You show excellent pr instincts. How would you like help honing your skills? For a small fee, I'll do a full pr strategy/image consultation. With all the acolytes you have, I'm sure you can come up with 15, 20 grand.
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Candidness? What's wrong with expressing my love of random Gaelic phrases?
The PR campaign sounds pretty good, though. I'm sure I can extort enough money from my minions, disciples and acolytes to pay for it.
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Yeah, well, I knew that. I was just making sure you did. We all know you're a bit slow on the uptake. Posts: 9871 | Registered: Aug 2001
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