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Sho'nuff
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You all gonna die Suckas!

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TomDavidson
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I'd hate to think I'll die a sucka. I'd much rather die a playa.

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Dan_raven
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One day you'll come crawling back to me baby.

Leaving me was the biggest mistake of your life. (this is the second most common lie in history, right after, "The check is in the mail")

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Sho'nuff
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I'll turn this car right around mister!

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Darth Ender
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Turn to the Dark Side!

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Jeesh
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quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ender:
Turn to the Dark Side!

It's 'Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!'

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ketchupqueen
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Don't make me come in there!

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Joldo
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. . .

What kind of cookies?

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SenojRetep
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I'm going to count to three, and then you're in big trouble.

1..2....2 1/2...

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ketchupqueen
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If you don't sit down right this instant, I'll make it so you can't sit down!

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TheHumanTarget
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I'm going to count to three, and then you're in big trouble.

I actually use this one, and it's no empty threat.

My empty threat is:

If you don't behave I'm going to sell you to the gypsies...

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Jeesh
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Good cookies.

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ketchupqueen
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin', missy.

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Joldo
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*dons black coat*

Mmm, cookies . . .

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dantesparadigm
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We're going to impose UN sanctions if you don't put that nuke down right this second.

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Joldo
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Ouch.

Um . . . let me see . . .

If you don't stop bugging me with questions, I'll break your arms and tie your throat shut with them.

I'm a great babysitter, really.

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Jeesh
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If you say that again, I will hunt you down and slit your throat while you sleep.

Said to a friend. He laughed.

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ketchupqueen
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See you in Parachat. [Evil]

Jeesh knows why that's a threat. [Wink]

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Sho'nuff
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I didn't tell you fools you could revive this thread!

Now shut yo mouths and go home.

OR ELSE.

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Jeesh
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NOOOO!!

*Runs into bathroom*

Uh-oh...

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ketchupqueen
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Dagonee
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quote:
Originally posted by Sho'nuff:
I didn't tell you fools you could revive this thread!

Now shut yo mouths and go home.

OR ELSE.

Why don't you sit down and shut up!

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Jeesh
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*Gets up*

WHAT IS WITH IT WITH THE HEAD?

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SenojRetep
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quote:
Originally posted by TheHumanTarget:

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I'm going to count to three, and then you're in big trouble.

I actually use this one, and it's no empty threat.

I use it too; I guess the empty part is "big trouble." I might punish if I ever do get to three, but it certainly wouldn't be "big trouble."

Eat your vegetables or you can't have dessert.

While on my mission I saw this one used and abused so many times during dinner appointments I vowed I'd never use it myself. So my wife does. And it (almost) never works. And the kids (almost) always get dessert anyway.

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Sho'nuff
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Why don't you sit down and shut up!

Why don't anyone who wants me to sit down and shut up, come down here and make me!

Why don't any 50 of you that want me to sit down and shut up come down here just for the fun of it!

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Sho'nuff's Posse
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You tell em Sho!

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Bruce Leroy
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The truth will be revealed only to those with eyes unclouded by ambition.

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Sho'nuff
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Who said that? WHO SAID THAT?

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Sho'nuff's Posse
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I got him Sho! I got him Sho!

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Bruce Leroy
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Those who are bound by desire, can see only that which can be held in their hands.

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Sho'nuff
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You see, it is mumbo jumbo like that...

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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The Fool who does evil to a man who is good, to a man who is pure and free from sin, the evil returns to him like the dust thrown against the wind.

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Dan_raven
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"Just wait till your daddy gets home" Mary

"My Poppa's bigger than your Poppa" JC

"My brother can whoop your brother." Thor's brother, to JC's brother.

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James Tiberius Kirk
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

/ad infinitum

--j_k

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Artemisia Tridentata
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You just better remember, I beat other peoples kids.

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Icarus
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*sniff*

Your post hurt me greatly. I am leaving Hatrack permanently!

[Cry]

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Andrew W
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If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about - often used when I was a kid.

Are you trying to make me stab you in the face? - best used when someone says something amusingly provocative.

I will kill you, then your family, then all your relatives, and then everyone who has ever met you, if you don't shut up. - Nothing says 'this is a joke, so take it like one' like excessive hyperbole.

AW

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Phanto
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An empty threat is a horrible way to lose a ko fight.

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Eduardo St. Elmo
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three-toothed huntress: if you don't stop pummeling little ones, I'm going to have to call in my beaver friends and dam this river!

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