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Topic: Right Wing Joke
The Silverblue Sun
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posted August 14, 2003 03:20 PM
"The Republican party is not happy that Arnold Swarzaneggr is the leading candidate to become the next Governer of California. He is more liberal than they want. He's Pro-Choice. He is for Gay Marriage. He supports the legalization of Marijuana. Heck, if his grandfather wasn't a nazi conservatives wouldn't have anything to like about him." - Bill Maher
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 14, 2003 03:29 PM
Democrats say "More government to fix the government." Republicans say "The government doesn't work" then get elected and prove it.
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 03:32 PM
It's Arnold Schwarzenegger, Thor. And you know, just as a side note, I'm have trouble deciding if Jimmy or Ryan is my favorite n00b.
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 14, 2003 03:34 PM
Why Kayla, I'm flattered.
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Sho'nuff
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posted August 14, 2003 03:42 PM
Ryan, are you related to Owen and Bret? [ August 14, 2003, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Sho'nuff ]
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twinky
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posted August 14, 2003 03:45 PM
<invokes Godwin's Law>
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 14, 2003 03:47 PM
Sorry no relatives by those names.
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Sho'nuff
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posted August 14, 2003 04:04 PM
not a wrestling fan either huh?
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Jimmy
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posted August 14, 2003 04:05 PM
Thanks Kayla, I appreciate it.
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The Silverblue Sun
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posted August 14, 2003 04:05 PM
Von Erichs Rule!!! (or they would if they weren't all dead of strange tragic accidents)
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Vána
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posted August 14, 2003 04:15 PM
Kayla! A little warning on the breasty ads on that first one (didn't open the second one) would have been nice. I'm at work!
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 04:17 PM
Well, if I knew what you were talking about, I might have warned you about it. The ad at the top of my screen is a woman in a black dress. Are we seeing something different?
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 04:18 PM
And I don't see any ads on the second one. Just Bret and Owen with broken bones.
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Sweet William
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posted August 14, 2003 04:25 PM
Apparently the woman in the black dress has breasts! Is there any way to freeze the pic?
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Jon Boy
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posted August 14, 2003 04:28 PM
I'm more freaked out by the pictures of ugly guys in diapers.
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 04:31 PM
:spits drink on keyboard:
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Duragon C. Mikado
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posted August 14, 2003 05:01 PM
Man, Kayla has moved from being resident spelling and grammar Nazi to Diction Reichsfuhrer.
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The Silverblue Sun
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posted August 14, 2003 06:45 PM
quote: I'm more freaked out by the pictures of ugly guys in diapers.
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 14, 2003 10:25 PM
So kayla, has jimmy finally beaten me as the favorite n00b? Edit: Got it. Just shows my newness. [ August 14, 2003, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: Ryan Hart ]
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The Count
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posted August 14, 2003 10:27 PM
actually, put 00 instead of OO u n00b
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 10:27 PM
I think you're both rather radical. Sarcasm is so lost in print.
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 10:28 PM
Hey, maybe he's just showing off his rack, or butt. Leave the n00bz alone! That's my job, you n00b.
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The Count
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posted August 14, 2003 10:29 PM
i may be new, but in no way a n00b, ty, i would perfer the term "sir" or count
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Kayla
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posted August 14, 2003 10:30 PM
You know, Frisco moved way up my list of favorite people when he sent me that picture of his butt. You know, just in case anyone was wondering how to improve their standings in my eyes. (Of course, it really helps to have a nice butt. If it ain't cute, I don't wanna see it. For ugly ass, I can look in the mirror. )
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The Count
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posted August 14, 2003 10:31 PM
so, if i want u to not call me a n00b, i send u a picture of my [raphie suggested i edit this so i did] [ August 14, 2003, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: The Count ]
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Ralphie
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posted August 14, 2003 10:32 PM
I recommend that be edited in record time, Count. edit: Like mine, but not for grammatical errors. [ August 14, 2003, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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Ryan Hart
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posted August 14, 2003 10:53 PM
Good idea. Always listen to Ralphie. Never mock her and be cavalier.
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Ralphie
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posted August 15, 2003 12:14 AM
Wow. These n00bs catch on quickly.
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Cavalier
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posted August 15, 2003 12:55 AM
quote: Good idea. Always listen to Ralphie. Never mock her and be cavalier . Bold mine. Sorry, nobody gets to be me because I'm me myself and I .
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CavaIier
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posted August 15, 2003 01:10 AM
Nobody?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 15, 2003 01:13 AM
Who would want to be a crappy, underpowered Chevy anyway?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted August 15, 2003 01:16 AM
Oh wait! This isn't the insult thread. Sorry Cav...
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DOG
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posted August 15, 2003 11:59 PM
And let's not forget Cavalier's expansive alter-ego, Cimmaron.
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Cavalier
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posted August 16, 2003 12:23 AM
Exscuse me, did I miss something?
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Noemon
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posted August 16, 2003 12:45 AM
quote: Never mock her and be cavalier. This is not the forum to be cavalier.
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aspectre
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posted August 16, 2003 09:27 AM
Godwin is a nazi. [ August 16, 2003, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
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jenny
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posted August 16, 2003 04:55 PM
quote: "The Republican party is not happy that Arnold Swarzaneggr is the leading candidate to become the next Governer of California. He is more liberal than they want. He's Pro-Choice. He is for Gay Marriage. He supports the legalization of Marijuana. Heck, if his grandfather wasn't a nazi conservatives wouldn't have anything to like about him." - Bill Maher
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