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Book, it might be a good idea to check the landmark posts... it'd give you a good idea not only of the a/s/l of the usual jatrequero suspects, but also a bit more history about them.
Of course, many of us have not achieved a post count that warrants such a landmark thread (even though we've been here for two years). The closest thing I have is this, but that doesn't reveal a whole lot... other than the fact that I'm evil.
I'm 25 and living in New Jersey. Currently sexless, but only because I haven't found a girl recently who can handle my unrivaled virility.
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I don't think Marek is that confusing as far as gender, but I have met both males and females with that name, so I'll go ahead and state that I am a guy. It is true that it gives no clue of age, but then again it isn't my real name. I took the name so no one could have the power over me that comes with knowing someone's true name.(Suneun at least you don't have to worry about that) Since I doubt anyone here has both the power and the malice to use such things against a person, especially me I will say who I am.
I am Mikola Mozhaiski, an ancient slovic wizard and god. I am immortal, and am as old as time itself as all gods are. But I have only been in the form and of Mikola since my people called out for a wizard and god to intercede for them among the forces of nature, and when they called for him by name, I knew that name was mine and I realized that I am Mikola Mozhaiski, and once I became Mikola, I realized that it is whom I have always have been. See old as time like I said.
When you are immortal you have time to read and write posts this long, sorry Teshi, but give me a while I might be able to think of a spell to make you make a preying mantis that dies and is reincarnated each day. While I'm using my powers I just remembered a spell for ressurecting a dragon, I've always wanted to use but never really had a reason, so I will bring ak back as long as she doesn't attack any my people. And ak I am sure everyone knows 14,000 is early adolescence for dragons.
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Thanks, Marek! I owe you one! <picks up Kama delicately between her first and third claws and quietly toasts her> There, human! Behave yourself, please, at least until your eyebrows grow back.
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I'm a dude. Online, people have mistaken me for a dudette. I'll be 18 in exactly a month, so send me oodles of presents and bake me a cake. I'm hungry.
quote:I am thirtysomething going on 29 until I just can't get away with it anymore. I am male and that can be fairly easily determined from my lack of insight concerning the other sex.
Everytime you post, I imagine a [to quote Chaeron at Foobonic], "mind-meltingly gorgeous." sixteen year old female behind the writing- aka Avadaru.
(Alucard- boy. Avadaru- girl. Okay, I got that.) ---
My screen name was purposely chosen for it's ambiguousness. I fear however, that my age permeates through my posts.
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Well I should be consoled and flattered that my writing sytle is appealing to both sexes. But for some reason, my gluteal muscles have clenched a bit tighter than usual. Strange!
Bullshoot!!! This is a total lie. A blatant untruth! Slash maybe a medium intelligent shade of scale green, poopbrown or blood red, but he is in no way, shape or form BLUE!!!
Do not be fooled!
I am a Spatula award winning deodorant novelist, my most famous work being Blender's Train, and my latest work being Mallow Muppetts.
I am a women with a penis and a dude in a sundress, I love cold coffee, short walks in the rain, horses and I think George W. Bush is perfection in man.
I'm old enough to be a breadbox and young enough to be your father.
Above all, I think Chewbacca should have been given a medal.
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Guess. I'm really curious. I've gotten a lot of different answers in the past, and I'm expanding the collection.
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quote: Everytime you post, I imagine a [to quote Chaeron at Foobonic], "mind-meltingly gorgeous." sixteen year old female behind the writing- aka Avadaru.
(Alucard- boy. Avadaru- girl. Okay, I got that.)
Mwahahaha.....This makes me laugh.
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I'm 16 and female.....but I feel old @ heart. It doesn't help that I get called "mom" constantly by all my friends. I think I was an overprotective mother in my past life. Or maybe i'm jsut the only one who's responsible....hmmmmm
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quote: As a total newbie on this forum, I'm immediately struck with total confusion about age and sex in some of these threads.
Most notably, in the Baby-related threads (Man. I cannot tell you how bewildered I was to read some of those.), exercising threads, and Brad Pitt related threads.
That's cool, Book. I kind of dig that you called me a dude!
edit: Pod, we have decided that PSI does stand for Pounds per Square Inch, just because it's been killing me to never know what it stood for in the first place. (Plus I dig the sound of a blow-off valve in the early mornin'.)
quote:Tall, twinkly-eyed Canadian men with deep voices, rapier wit, and keen insight into both geopolitical and interpersonal relationships. Poetry and massage skills are a must. Lack of pun-making skills wouldn't have been a deal breaker, but his having them sure did sweeten the pot.
Dang, CT, I want one of those. Do you have any extra?
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I am a 68-year-old caucasian male. Here is my photo. You may be interested to know that I have a black belt in karate and that I personally knew Bruce Lee, as I was in his movie Enter the Dragon.
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No fair! I figured psi ment "parapsychological psychic phenomena or powers" like the dictonary has it *pouts*
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Yeah, Jaiden. I think that is what it means! The character in the video game uses is psychic ability to teleport, an attack otherwise known as PSI Teleport. It never occured to me to actually look up the word, I always assumed it was an abbreviation!
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Just wanted to say how great it is that people have managed to include lyrics by: Wade Heyes, TATU, and Love Spit Love in the same thread. Posts: 2332 | Registered: Jul 2003
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I am a young Colombian singer/songwriter ingenue who is teetering dangerously on the slope of selling out after recording in English. I look a lot like my triplet siblings Jon Boy and Katharina.
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Since I know a thing about boredom, I'll go ahead and contribute.
When I chose my screen name, I never imagined that people would think I'm a guy. I forget that no one can read my mind. I do have a lot of guy-like qualities: I like beer and steak, and I don't mind watching football, basketball and hockey.
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