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Me, I'm underwhelmed. Jamalha's specifically talking about underwear that, she says, NO ONE will see. What a waste. Posts: 37449 | Registered: May 1999
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Wearing a new pair of panties, pink or wild red, does not give you near the feeling of hidden joy, power, and confidence as I get when I put on that new pair of chain mesh underwear.
Sure it binds, but if feels sooooo good when it does.
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This song came on a few seconds before I opened this thread.
Secret Smile by Semisonic
quote: Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me
So use it and prove it Remove this whirling sadness I'm losing, I'm bluesing But you can save me from madness
Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me
So save me I'm waiting I'm needing, hear me pleading And soothe me, improve me I'm grieving, I'm barely believing now, now
When you are flying around and around the world And I'm lying alonely I know there's something sacred and free reserved And received by me only
Now I can't help but think that he's talking about those yellow happy face underwear dealies.
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Personally I feel that way more about new socks.
In a perfect world where money was no object I would only wear a pair of socks once. Once they're dirty and once they've been washed, that new feeling is gone and Never comes back... Posts: 995 | Registered: May 2003
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Thanks for the warm welcome, Hatrack! (Ryu & Zotto, I've been lurking since March, and wanted to start with a bang, but I'll take it as a compliment that you suspected I was an oldbie. )
TomD: That's part of the fun, the fact that it's your little secret. But a close friend or roommate can sometimes share in the joy.
One thing I forgot to mention before: You know it's time to do your wash when you are down to just your "Grandma" underwear. It's so depressing when that happens. Yeah, that's all.
This wasn't supposed to be that kind of thread! (But I should have realized this would happen on Hatrack...I was however looking forward to a discussion of CMU.)
(And Chris, if you don't get help here, please, get help somewhere. )
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I wish every newbie started off with a post this awesome.
But how on earth did you manage to register and then not post for 177 days? That's some freakin' insane willpower right there!
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See, Ryan, when I read your early posts I actually DID think they were about your over-binding undies. Posts: 7600 | Registered: Jan 2001
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My coolest pair of underwear is purple with a multi-bright-colored crochet'd panel on the front.
My bras are wonderful, but unfortunately they are all the same. I have only ever found one model of bra that fits me -- it comes in white, black, beige, and pink. I hate beige and pink. When I want to feel sexy, I wear the black ones.
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At the risk of sounding like the married COMPLETELY monogomous perv that I am...my Favourite part about a new pair of panties is taking them off (my wife!) that first time = ) Like unwrapping a brand new present...uhh I think I'll stop now before the hate mail starts...
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Jamaha has a point. NOTHING like putting on a fresh leopard-print thong. You get that lifting-an-empty-can-of-soda-but-expecting-it-to-be-full sensation all day long! Plus, getting strip-searched at airports turns into an adventure!
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Where L sub U is the amount of love one has for their undergarments, and L sub T is the love someone has for this thread. I think it makes quite a neat little theorm.
<--*Is just using defense mechanisms to deflect the fact that I don't have any panities. *
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I find velvet underwear to be quite fun especially in the winter months. But why does the underwear always have a netted back? That just seems like it's asking for trouble.
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Ok I've just determined that I need to go underwear shopping. All my bras are actually wearing out, so it is legitmate and I need a legitimate excuse in order for my frilly side to show.
Since I'm not a normal female, I need ettiquet advice.
Is shopping for underwear an intensely personal thing?
Or is it something properly done like going to the bathroom, in female herds?
If it is properly done in Herd I think we definitely need a Jatraquero lingere shopping day. People whose attendance would be mandatory, include CT, Christy, Vana and xenra!
AJ
(after this post I'm sure Vana and Christy are scared that I know where they live)
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jamaha, you've certainly made a hit with your first post! Welcome to hatrack! <smiles a shy and secret smile>
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I once actually went underwear shopping with a group of women I work with. From what I understood from the event, herd shopping is fine.
Co-ed underwear shopping is frowned upon.
Leaving the two guys in the group standing around Victoria's Secret while the women are in the changing room is, well, just not a good idea from anyone's vantage point.
I learned more about bra's that day than any man has a right to know.
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I got kicked out of a Victoria's Secret once....but that's an entirely different story....nevermind me...
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HELLLOOOO boyyss, and you others too. This is Darth Mauve talking, the Pink sabered Sith-y who created the idea if the Clone Army, after all, who else would think of row upon loveable row of big burly men in tight plastic outfits.
Underwear? What fun is that.
I created the idea of a Commando Jedi, if you know what I mean.
Darth Mauve, I put the Sith in Sissy
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I was actually taken along with a group of coworkers to go shopping. The original idea was to go shopping for me (which I suppose was both insulting and fun at the same time), but it ended up that the first store we went to was for them (5 girls), and that store was Victoria's Secret. I think girls are extremely funny when shopping for underwear in herds, especially when they ask the blushing guy if it would look good on them.
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