While the notion's. . .um. . . intriguing, I'm really too uninteresting to be a minion. Really. I didn't even get cast for the Hatrack movie. In the Hatrack world of fame and accolation, I'm like. . . I dunno. . . a really plain George Costanza. Though not as short. Or fat. Or bald. Or whiny. Okay, scratch that. I'm like a really plain Tom Hanks. Just plain.
I mean, I have no quirks. I'm completely, and totally, uninteresting. If they made a sitcom about me, it could only run on PBS. I'm that dull. If my life were an action movie, it could only be shown on TLC-- on Brum, or Hi-5. I DO dig that car, after all. . .
:sings: Ba-bum-diddly-um BRUUUUMMM!
Besides, I don't think you can afford me. I come with a wife and three small children. Do you really want baby vomit all over your dungeon? And my wife-- she's really into country decorating. Within a week, no lie, the manacles and racks would be replaced with spinning wheels, homemade quilts. . . and you'd be wearing a nice frock and bonnet combo.
Not exactly what you're looking for, I'm afraid.
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To put on my PC hat, "pogrom" seems to be an unnecessarily offensive term. Whether you are that bastard Cedrios, or merely your own bastard.
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You know, you have a point. I couldn't take the country decor and quilts.
Goodbye, sweet minion. You were with me but a moment, but your memory shall live on. In my dungeon, and in my heart.
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-a masked face peers through the window, it's snowing outside so you want to let it in -BananaOJ is making a smoothie in the corner -Kat is posing in a flowing blue gown, with the back of her left hand pressed against her left ear - Eddie is dancing around with a tail and tutu -Toni is dressed like Laura Ingalls with a pie in one hand and a whip in the other - Scott is batting away his wife's attempts to measure him for a pair of crocheted trousers
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Redskull, I'm not even sure that was you. Was that you? Oh dear - I didn't mean to be offensive.
Was I hallucinating? My stars, who was it? I've deleted all related e-mails and this was months ago. *sits down to think carefully*
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Scott R, I know you're not really interested in either being or aquiring minions, but I did go through a vague "ScottRgroupie" phase some time ago. I mean, you've made it into the poetry and quotes section of my planner. The only other Hatracker to THAT is TomD.
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Scott - Mebbe. I like to take it out now and then, but that's mostly to play with it and hit it with sticks.
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Ralphie: may I suggest a meat mallet? It is SO satisfying when you hit it and it makes little pathetic squishy noises.
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