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Topic: Pirate Haiku!
dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 03:00 PM
I a pirate too Parrots are part of the crew Dead birds tell no tales
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GuybrushThreepwood
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posted September 19, 2003 03:06 PM
Meat loving poodles, I am a mighty pirate Three headed monkey
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Posable_Man
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posted September 19, 2003 03:06 PM
Grog is good to drink But you peed in your hammock Walk the plank, you dog
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pooka
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posted September 19, 2003 03:09 PM
Johnny Hot Hot Hot Orlando Hot Hot Hot Hot Geoffrey Rot Rot Rot
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GuybrushThreepwood
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posted September 19, 2003 03:12 PM
Guybrush Threepwood's wit, Proved he was only a twit But couldn't be matched
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dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 03:12 PM
Pirates were victims Of these thieves of our mates, "The Dread Pirate Robbers"
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Aye-Ayelar
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posted September 19, 2003 03:13 PM
Landlubbers avast! What will ye do tonight with This drunken sailor?
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Dread Pirate_Smith
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posted September 19, 2003 03:15 PM
Throw him in the fridge Till he's a sober pirate Early during dawn. That parrot makes us sound like criminals and scalywags. Many thanks, Mr. Parrot, for spreading the fear.
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Zalmoxis
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posted September 19, 2003 03:17 PM
a green-grey smooth slate-- break the ocean's summer calm! step off the plank scum! --- I guess exclamation points aren't really part of the form, but for pirate haiku -- highly appropriate.
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dan_parrot
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Member # 5692
posted September 19, 2003 03:22 PM
Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirates life for me--Disney Song is annoying A small world, the song Repeated ad nauseum Makes pirates seem cool
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 19, 2003 03:54 PM
Jack Sparrow crazy Acts like he is always drunk Don't blow up his ship
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 19, 2003 03:57 PM
Loved that link! These are my favorites: Dyslexic pirates Make outstanding cheerleaders. Their cry rings out, "Rahhhh!" Why are we sitting on a dead man's chest? No one taught us C.P.Arrrrrrrr!
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Avadarrrru
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posted September 19, 2003 04:01 PM
Announcement not made Piracy not promoted Jen and I are sad. Lubbers be damned, arrr! Give me a ship and a sword Piracy's for me.
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dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 04:01 PM
The Laws of Pirates More like suggested guidelines Parley? Not likely.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 19, 2003 04:04 PM
I am a pirate I have one eye and one leg Please don't take my arm. Yar!!!!
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 19, 2003 04:06 PM
Favorite line was "Who came up with Parley?" "Ah, That would be the French."
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 19, 2003 04:10 PM
Qualities of Youth Hairy, Stinky, Ugly, Dumb Best pirate ever!
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dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 04:41 PM
Brandy? A fine girl What a good wife you will be. But my love? The sea.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 19, 2003 04:43 PM
RIAA is gonna get you for that!
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dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 04:44 PM
Thats "Arrrgh" Aye AA today.
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Zalmoxis
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posted September 19, 2003 04:45 PM
the swish of coarse silk a prelude to coursing blood splattering like roses
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dan_parrot
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posted September 19, 2003 04:47 PM
Besides, I'm a squawk'n parrot. I'd like to see a duel between PETA and Arrr Aye AA. Wouldn't you?
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Erik Blackheart
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posted September 19, 2003 04:49 PM
Darn video discs-- Not compatible With my system! [ September 19, 2003, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Erik Blackheart ]
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 19, 2003 04:54 PM
The Arrrggghhh!!! Aye AA Young or Old, Man or Parrot It's the same to them.
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Zalmoxis
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posted September 19, 2003 05:20 PM
a tiny splinter nestled in my palm like a pirate in his bunk
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Zalmoxis
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posted September 19, 2003 05:53 PM
a wet canvas tongue oily and heavy as whales damn fool rum rations
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Eruve Nandiriel
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posted September 19, 2003 06:10 PM
Stranded on island Why must we burn all the rum? I must have my rum!
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Teshi
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posted September 19, 2003 06:31 PM
A ship and gold, broken mast and cries for help; Pirate attraction
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Bonny Mad Jenny
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posted September 19, 2003 08:38 PM
Arrr rr rrrr rr rrrr Arrr rrr rrr arrr rrr rr rrrr Arrr rr rrr rrrr rr
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JaneX
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posted September 21, 2003 11:59 PM
quote: Jack Sparrow crazy Acts like he is always drunk Don't blow up his ship quote: Stranded on island Why must we burn all the rum? I must have my rum!
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