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Shigosei
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ARRRR!
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dan_parrot
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I a pirate too
Parrots are part of the crew
Dead birds tell no tales

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GuybrushThreepwood
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Meat loving poodles,
I am a mighty pirate
Three headed monkey

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Grog is good to drink
But you peed in your hammock
Walk the plank, you dog

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pooka
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Johnny Hot Hot Hot
Orlando Hot Hot Hot Hot
Geoffrey Rot Rot Rot

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GuybrushThreepwood
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Guybrush Threepwood's wit,
Proved he was only a twit
But couldn't be matched

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dan_parrot
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Pirates were victims
Of these thieves of our mates, "The
Dread Pirate Robbers"

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Landlubbers avast!
What will ye do tonight with
This drunken sailor?

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Dread Pirate_Smith
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Throw him in the fridge
Till he's a sober pirate
Early during dawn.

That parrot makes us sound like criminals and scalywags. Many thanks, Mr. Parrot, for spreading the fear.

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Zalmoxis
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a green-grey smooth slate--
break the ocean's summer calm!
step off the plank scum!

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I guess exclamation points aren't really part of the form, but for pirate haiku -- highly appropriate.

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dan_parrot
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Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A
Pirates life for me--Disney
Song is annoying

A small world, the song
Repeated ad nauseum
Makes pirates seem cool

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Jack Sparrow crazy
Acts like he is always drunk
Don't blow up his ship

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Loved that link! These are my favorites:

Dyslexic pirates
Make outstanding cheerleaders.
Their cry rings out, "Rahhhh!"

Why are we sitting
on a dead man's chest? No one
taught us C.P.Arrrrrrrr!

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Announcement not made
Piracy not promoted
Jen and I are sad.

Lubbers be damned, arrr!
Give me a ship and a sword
Piracy's for me.

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dan_parrot
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The Laws of Pirates
More like suggested guidelines
Parley? Not likely.

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Youth ap Orem
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I am a pirate
I have one eye and one leg
Please don't take my arm.
Yar!!!!

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Favorite line was
"Who came up with Parley?" "Ah,
That would be the French."

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Youth ap Orem
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Qualities of Youth
Hairy, Stinky, Ugly, Dumb
Best pirate ever!

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dan_parrot
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Brandy? A fine girl
What a good wife you will be.
But my love? The sea.

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Youth ap Orem
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RIAA is gonna get you for that!
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dan_parrot
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Thats "Arrrgh" Aye AA today.
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the swish of coarse silk
a prelude to coursing blood
splattering like roses

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dan_parrot
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Besides, I'm a squawk'n parrot.

I'd like to see a duel between PETA and Arrr Aye AA. Wouldn't you?

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Erik Blackheart
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Darn video discs--
Not compatible
With my system!

[ September 19, 2003, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Erik Blackheart ]

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Youth ap Orem
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The Arrrggghhh!!! Aye AA
Young or Old, Man or Parrot
It's the same to them.

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Zalmoxis
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a tiny splinter
nestled in my palm like a
pirate in his bunk

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a wet canvas tongue
oily and heavy as whales
damn fool rum rations

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Eruve Nandiriel
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Stranded on island
Why must we burn all the rum?
I must have my rum!

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A ship and gold,
broken mast and cries for help;
Pirate attraction

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Bonny Mad Jenny
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Arrr rr rrrr rr rrrr
Arrr rrr rrr arrr rrr rr rrrr
Arrr rr rrr rrrr rr

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quote:
Jack Sparrow crazy
Acts like he is always drunk
Don't blow up his ship

quote:
Stranded on island
Why must we burn all the rum?
I must have my rum!

[ROFL] [ROFL]
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