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Trogdor the Burninator
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Head Ditch Digger, aka Scott Craner, aka Scooter, aka my newly adopted brother has four nipples.

That is all.
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Head Ditch Digger
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[ROFL]

Laughing too hard for a come back give me a second.
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We knew that already.

Rita told.
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Shan
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Build 'em up high to just drop 'em down splat?

Too cruel!

Edit: j/k

[ September 24, 2003, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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It's hard to overcome truth, bro.

Just admit it.

it looks like this...

[Smile] [Smile]

[Smile] [Smile]
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he's not denying anything!!!! [Eek!]
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One for each of your children?
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thanks for the visual Trogdor.
[Evil]
HA! [ROFL]
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Head Ditch Digger
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Well at least I have....well let's just say I am still trying to figure out how your wife had four kids....

oh wait, I guess that would only kep you from having kids.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Ya ya ya

FOUR NIPPLES!!

SCOTT HAS FOUR NIPPLES!!!

HA HA HA!
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Head Ditch Digger
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I am comfortable in my deformity.

Are you?
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Shan
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Jeesh - a woman trying to nurse triplets would die for that "deformity" -

At least one nipple would get a break every two hours or so . . . [Big Grin]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Well, having gone to Lake Powell with HDD, I'll just have to say we were never lacking milk for breakfast cereal.

The bad thing, however, is that his father has put him on estrogen, and boy those mothers almost look like, well, full-on boobies.
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Head Ditch Digger
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Hey Pat why did you shave your goatee?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Because Dad said only gay men sport goatees.

To be totally honest, I have regrown it. I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality.

Do you want to tell everyone about that bikini top you were wearing?
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Trogdor the Burninator's Mom
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Now, boopsie! You stop telling secrets about your cousin, or I'll have to tell the nice people about your skin condition!

((((Trogdor))))

Oh, he's so cute!
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Head Ditch Digger
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quote:
I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality
Yes but is your wife comfortable with it?
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You know, my life was a whole lot better before I was introduced to the idea of HDD lactating.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Yes Scott. She's fine with it.

To be totally honest, you can't see Scott's nipples unless you look for them, I prefer to call them 'nubbins.'
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The look more like acne.

At least till they start leaking.
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*buys a ten foot poll*
*thinks better of it*

Hobbes [Smile]
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His nipples have smiley faces on them?

[Angst]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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I'm sorry, they don't have smiley faces on them.

They have these

[Angst] [Angst]

[Angst] [Angst]

instead.

It's strangely, um... strange.
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Head Ditch Digger
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The sad fact is that, Tammy, our sister, actually does have three nipples.

[ September 24, 2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
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Trogdor the Burninator
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Youch! Now that's going too far. Take it back.
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Head Ditch Digger
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Ask her. no lie.
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Trogdor the Burninator
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I'm not going to let you talk about my sister like that.

I'm telling mom.
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Tattle-tale.
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Trogdor the Burninator's Mom
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Now you boys just stop arguing and wash up, it's almost time for dinner!

[ September 24, 2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator's Mom ]
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O_o And I thought this was a squeaky-clean, nice forum... The kind I could bring home to mom....
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[ROFL]

*Lurk* *lurk* *lurk*
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This is the second most disturbing thing I've witnessed today.
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What was the first?
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Trogdor the Burninator
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looking at his own booblets.
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T_Smith
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celia's picture of Natalie.
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T_Smith
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Trogdor, that's actually close enough.
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[Angst]
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Must really draw stares on cold days as people start counting. [Eek!]
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T, did you get one picture or both? Because for a while she unleashed BOTH abominations upon my forum.
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I think I got the really really wrong one. It was... wrong... and attractive... and wrong... yet really oddly sexy...
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