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porcelain girl
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uhm, any bay area jatraqueros coming to this? ima gonna be there with my friend, uhm, you know the drill: short, red hair, yeay.

oh, it's thursday the thirteenth.

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dangermom
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We wanted to go, but we're way up in Chico, and it just didn't work out. So, uh, no, I guess not. [Frown]

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porcelain girl
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oh wow. sorry for the horrible first post.

it was really late and i was posting from an awkward position. i could edit it, but then i couldn't come back and look at my late tuesday night self in proper disgust.

that's alright, dangermom.
shall i truly be the sole ambassador of the Rack?

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TheTick
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Wow, Ralphie's rack is popular enough to warrant it's own Ambassadorship?

Oh, HATrack. Never mind.

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saxon75
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You know, I just can't seem to convince myself that the joke following that one about the size of her rack is actually my style.

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Wetchik
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I might be driving down from Sacramento. [Smile]

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TheTick
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Did I miss a post or something, or is Saxon just not making sense?

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Ralphie
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He meant he would make a joke about the size of my jubblies but it would be in poor taste.

Or something something.

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TheTick
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Funny - the word big almost supplanted popular in my post. I figured ambassadorships would go to popular racks, not large racks though.

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saxon75
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Exactly.

::sigh:: When did the funny abandon me?

[Edit: That was to Ralphie.]

[ November 12, 2003, 03:36 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]

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saxon75
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I figured ambassadorships would go to popular racks, not large racks though.

I guess it depends on what you mean by "large." I mean, the UK's not really that large in terms of land area, but they do have a big economy.

Toni, could you give us an estimate of your breasts' gross domestic product?

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TheTick
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Zero, right now - no production at all. She has no babies.

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SirReal
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I'll be at the San Rafael Signing. I'll be the guy with the big smile on my face. Anyone else? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Christopher

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rivka
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Women who have never had children do occasionally lactate.

Actually, men have been known to lactate as well.

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TheTick
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That would certainly be considered gross production. [Wink]

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Ralphie
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Mikey - It may be true that I have large... tracts of land.

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TheTick
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rivka, I'm glad you got that joke.

::waves hand:: These are not the mistakes you are looking for.

[ November 12, 2003, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: TheTick ]

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saxon75
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Mikey -

So, was that aimed at me or Tick?

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Ralphie
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Dialogue:

Hey, Mikey!
[Mad]

Don't ever, ever, EVAR call me that! Only my father and Juliette can call me that.
[Frown]

I'm sowwy.
[Mad]

There is no "sorry." You die now! You die and go to hell!
[Cry]

Holy sweet bejeebuz! I'll only call you "Mike" from now on, I swear!
[Cool]

Okay, cool.

Therefore, that comment was directed toward The Tick.

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Papa Moose
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Saxon's name isn't John?

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saxon75
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I was just making sure you didn't need a reminder, Toni.

::cracks knuckles threateningly::

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porcelain girl
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wow, i saw the post count and thought twenty people were coming to the san jose signing from hatrack.

thanks.

i hate you all.

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Wetchik
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I'm going porce. Does that count? [Dont Know]

--Nick

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porcelain girl
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of course

but as for the rest of you -
boo.

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Nick
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Sorry porce, I can't. Something came up. [Grumble]

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saxon75
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If he had waited until I was coming up for Thanksgiving then I'd be all over it, but, as it stands, I'm at work and San Jose is a minimum 5 hour drive away. But with the rain it's probably more like 8 or 9.

Sorry, porce.

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TheTick
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Sowwy porce, didn't mean to give you false hope.

Oh, and saxon: only I am good enough to be called Mikey by Ralphie. [Wink]

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rivka
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Mikey by Ralphie

Sounds like it ought to have a ™ and be a clothing line. Or maybe a cologne.

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saxon75
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Would that increase her GDP?

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eslaine
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The most likely signing, the San Rafael one, that I could attend is tomorrow.

Undoable for me, I'm afraid.

Get an extra handshake for me if you go, guys!

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rivka
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Possibly. Wasn't there a cologne a year or two ago that smelled like dirty sweat socks?

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larisse
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Oh forget about the signing (not really) or the size of certain anatomical racks or GDP of world nations... I've got real problems. I took one look at the topic and now that silly "Do you know the way to San Jose" song is in my head.

Must-get-to-80's-music-thread... now. [Wall Bash]

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rivka
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Ahem. 1971.

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larisse
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rivka... that would be my point [Big Grin]

. Although, I can't remember when Dionne Warwick did her version. I think that was in the 70's as well, or maybe in the early 80's.

I just need to listen to some R.E.M. or The Police or U2 or Men At Work. Come to think of it (and to bring this thread back on topic... if at all possible), those would be great songs to listen to on someone's way to... San Jose.

**I hate misspelling people's names.**

[ November 13, 2003, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: larisse ]

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