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Anti-Chris
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MUAHAHAHA! Tell me, young children and children at heart! What does thou truly wish for? A plague upon thine enemies? Raining Sulfer on K-Mart?

Tis the season to be evil! Tell me what you want.
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Snarky
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Destroy my final exams, please.
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I want my soul back, please.
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Anti-Chris
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Snarky, I can not destroy evil. It's against my nature. I can only cause evil. If you want your instructor to be suddenly ill for the next century, then that's a different story.

Bob, I do apologize (NOT) but I handed your soul over to Celia in exchange for my own. Crafty little devil, aint she?
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Make every vehicle in the world break-down, except Honda Elements, so I can fit in.
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Anti-Chris
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Consider it done. ::wiggles nose in witch-like fashion::
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Snarky
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Oh yeah . . . I forgot about that whole "Satan can't cast out Satan" thing. Hmm. I don't know if I feel vindictive enough to wish for my professors to get sick, though. I'll have to think about it.
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Satan
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Impostinator!
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[Eek!] There's two of them!!!

[Angst]
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Anti-Chris
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Be quiet, Dad! Can't I once just be the prince of darkness without you embarressing me?
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Satan
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Ungrateful little brat. How dare you come here looking for action in my name!

Go to your room. I'll be up to sing you sweet lullabies in a minute.

(It really does hurt me more than it hurts him.)
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Black Mage
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Can I have a lulllaby? But the sort that would burn the ears off stevedore, OK?
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Satan
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It will cost you a soul.

Doesn't have to be your own.
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Can I have an adventure? I want an adventure. I haven't had one for a long time now. [Smile]
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Anti-Chris
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I'll give you an adventure!!! AN ADVENTURE IN HELL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Please accept this one way ticket to Hell, Michigan, where an adventure of a lifetime awaits you.

[ December 15, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Anti-Chris ]
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Satan
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Yes, you should walk 3 blocks north and knock on the most appealing door. I think the path from there will be obvious.

And thank you for the soul.
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Black Mage
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[stern]I thought you were in your room, Chris?[/stern] [somewhat kindly] Now let the grownups handle it, ok? Just scurry along now.[/somewhat kindly]

I have the soul of microsoft. I realize it's your child, but can't you take that?
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Satan
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No, I already own that. What kind of gift is that?

*smites the mage's family pets*
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I'm suprised Jesus hasn't made an appearance yet. Or is it not his job to check on these sort of things?

[ December 15, 2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Polemarch ]
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Maccabeus
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I haven't seen him lately for some reason.
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I posted this link last year but I decided to post it again.
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Anna
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[ROFL]
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Maccabeus
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Santa, Reaver of Souls?

[ROFL]
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Apocalypse
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I wish for me.
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