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Topic: Dear Hot Me,
T_Smith
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Member # 3734
posted January 19, 2004 05:09 PM
First, let me congratulate you on being hot. As you are most undoubtedly aware, in order to get that name, you have to exaggerate things, and spin a few yarns. Next, let me express my jealousy at your hotness. When I first realized you existed, I lusted after you in a way I haven't before with any other poster. I want you. I NEED you. It's only fair. I should have realized long ago that you belonged to me, before you went off and became owned by another person. Hot Nathan, I want to use you. And if the person that controls you, would only release you into my care, it would make my day. Hot Nathan, please find your way into my control.
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Zotto!
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posted January 19, 2004 05:12 PM
Don't make me sic Papa Moose on you, ya self-lovin' orange-tights man.
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Hot Nathan
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posted January 19, 2004 05:18 PM
That's it? You think you can woo me with mere words? I want chocolates and flowers and a romantic dinner. And it wouldn't kill you to call me once in a while.
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T_Smith
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posted January 19, 2004 05:23 PM
Well, if I had a number to call...
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Hot Nathan
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Member # 6114
posted January 19, 2004 05:24 PM
You know, you could ASK for it. That's what real men do.
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T_Smith
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posted January 19, 2004 05:26 PM
Yes, but what's the fun in asking?
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Ela
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posted January 19, 2004 05:28 PM
Hmmm, Nathan is having a conversation with himself. I think that interpretive dance in orange tights really pushed him over the edge. **Ela**
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T_Smith
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posted January 19, 2004 05:31 PM
Hmmm... um.... GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!
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Hot Nathan
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posted January 19, 2004 05:38 PM
This is almost too much fun. . . .
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Lalo
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posted January 19, 2004 05:42 PM
quote: I should have realized long ago that you belonged to me, before you went off and became owned by another person. Yeah, well, I got Sweetcheeks first, so back off, bitch. He's carrying MY baby.
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celia60
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posted January 19, 2004 07:30 PM
wow, i think i'm just drunk enough to appreciate hot nathan on t_smith action. no i didn't type that out on just one try.
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JaneX
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posted January 19, 2004 09:58 PM
Oh, Lord. Nathan is flirting with himself. I think he's really lost it this time. ~Jane~
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Tresopax
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posted January 19, 2004 10:20 PM
You know, talking to yourself is not a sign of sanity, T....
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Xaposert
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posted January 19, 2004 10:20 PM
You tell 'em Tres.
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Mr.Funny
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posted January 19, 2004 10:52 PM
Tresopax/Xaposert
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lcarus
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posted January 21, 2004 03:24 PM
This is, without doubt, the most disturbing thread ever to appear on Hatrack. I've reported it, and I urge everyone else to do the same.
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BannaOj
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posted January 21, 2004 03:28 PM
celia you were drunk on the evening of Monday the 19th? so was I! We missed a wonderful evening together... Instead I got stuck flirting with Eddie. You deserted me darling! AJ
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Jon Boy
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posted January 21, 2004 03:30 PM
It's not so disturbing if you realize who Hot Nathan was. No, wait—that makes it more disturbing.
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Vána
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posted January 21, 2004 06:37 PM
Who was Hot Nathan? I'm dying to know!
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Jon Boy
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posted January 21, 2004 06:52 PM
I'll give you three guesses.
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Zotto!
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posted January 21, 2004 07:20 PM
Hmm. Jon Boy?
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saxon75
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posted January 21, 2004 07:47 PM
I'm actually a little more interested to know who saxonthebeach was.
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