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T_Smith
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First, let me congratulate you on being hot. As you are most undoubtedly aware, in order to get that name, you have to exaggerate things, and spin a few yarns.

Next, let me express my jealousy at your hotness. When I first realized you existed, I lusted after you in a way I haven't before with any other poster. I want you. I NEED you. It's only fair. I should have realized long ago that you belonged to me, before you went off and became owned by another person.

Hot Nathan, I want to use you. And if the person that controls you, would only release you into my care, it would make my day. Hot Nathan, please find your way into my control.

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Zotto!
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Don't make me sic Papa Moose on you, ya self-lovin' orange-tights man.
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Hot Nathan
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That's it? You think you can woo me with mere words? I want chocolates and flowers and a romantic dinner. And it wouldn't kill you to call me once in a while.
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T_Smith
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Well, if I had a number to call...
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Hot Nathan
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You know, you could ASK for it. That's what real men do.
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T_Smith
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Yes, but what's the fun in asking?
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Hot Nathan
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Strike one.
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Ela
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Hmmm, Nathan is having a conversation with himself. [Angst] [Eek!]

I think that interpretive dance in orange tights really pushed him over the edge. [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]

**Ela**

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T_Smith
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Hmmm... um.... GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!
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Hot Nathan
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This is almost too much fun. . . .
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Lalo
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quote:
I should have realized long ago that you belonged to me, before you went off and became owned by another person.
Yeah, well, I got Sweetcheeks first, so back off, bitch. He's carrying MY baby.
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celia60
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wow, i think i'm just drunk enough to appreciate hot nathan on t_smith action.

no i didn't type that out on just one try.

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Oh, Lord. Nathan is flirting with himself. [Eek!]

I think he's really lost it this time.

~Jane~

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You know, talking to yourself is not a sign of sanity, T....
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You tell 'em Tres.
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[ROFL] [Laugh] Tresopax/Xaposert
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Hot Nathan will always be flaming.
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This is, without doubt, the most disturbing thread ever to appear on Hatrack.

[Angst]

I've reported it, and I urge everyone else to do the same.

[Angst]

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celia you were drunk on the evening of Monday the 19th? so was I! We missed a wonderful evening together...

Instead I got stuck flirting with Eddie. You deserted me darling!

AJ

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Jon Boy
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It's not so disturbing if you realize who Hot Nathan was. No, wait—that makes it more disturbing. [Angst]
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Vána
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Who was Hot Nathan? I'm dying to know!
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Jon Boy
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I'll give you three guesses.
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Zotto!
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Hmm. Jon Boy?
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I'm actually a little more interested to know who saxonthebeach was.
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