Just kidding. I'm still trying to come up with a worst line. I watch too many movies...bad movies, and it's hard to keep them straight.
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There was a movie that came out a year or two ago called The Transporter. I was really torn by it. On the one hand, it was directed by Cory Yuen, who has been behind some of the best fight scenes ever to make it to film. The soundtrack was by Stanley Clarke, who is a demigod. Jason Statham did more with his role than I ever would have thought him capable of. But the movie still reeked like a skunk that had moved its bowels in the middle of the street, got hit by a car and died in a pile of its own feces, remaining alive just long enough to fart. And the main culprits were the writers. The storyline was bad even for an action film. I swear, it made xXx look like Othello. And it was full of the worst dialogue you'll ever have the misfortune of hearing. But one line stood out above all others, and it went something like this (from memory):
"He may be a bastard, but he's still my father."
That was the turd-flavored icing on a dirt cake. What a horrible experience that movie was.
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As an aside, inspired by Belle, I really thought Geoffery Rush was as good as, if not better than Johnny Depp in PotC... that man is an amazing actor...
"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request...
[that] means 'no' "
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This isn't movie related but maybe you've heard of a video game called mario party. Anyway there's a level in it where you run around on a giant cake, the thing is, plants start to grow out of it. My sisters and I always call it the manure(sp?) cake.
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"Can you protect the President?" "Only one way to find out." -XXX: State of the Union
I never actually saw the movie, but who in the heck chose this to be in the previews. Generally, when one asks something like that, they are looking for a slightly more confident answer than "One way to find out".
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quote:Originally posted by Annie: What's the name of that stupid James Bond movie with Denise Richards? He's about to go try to diffuse the nuclear bomb that's going to blow up the whole city and she says: "No James! It's too risky!"
That's the "Pipeline"- scene, isn't it? I think it's "The World is not enough".
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quote:Originally posted by Anna: Some female people think he wasn't good as Legolas either. I mean, the other elf, the one leading the army that got to the rescue in the deep of Helm... He was good and sexy too
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