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Ryuko
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quote:
Ryuko, you need to get yourself to the David’s Bridal on Lyndale and 494. Ask for the preliminary bridesmaid's dress order under my name. You’re listed as “Abby,” no last name. Get yourself sized.

[Eek!] Wait... Joke, right? [Eek!]
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and congrats btw. [Smile]
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No joke.
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Ryuko
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[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] !!!!!

Edit: Also, email me!

[ March 26, 2004, 01:40 AM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]

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Narnia
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This is exciting. [Big Grin] I can't say it's surprising, you guys sounded so cute and excited to be dating. [Smile]

But, I'm a little skeptical of ElJay's "You two are awful" comment. ??? Are you pulling a fast one on us? Cause if you are, we'll all be REALLY SAD, cause we WANT you to get married!!!

[Big Grin]

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Bob, isn't she just the most beautiful, wise, funny, heart-wrenchingly awesome woman ever? Her long silky hair, her luminescent eyes, her sweet laugh, her everything? Aren't you the luckiest guy in the world?

Dana, isn't he just the neatest guy you've ever known? Isn't he incredibly cool, handsome, witty, and deep, so strong and so radiantly perfect? Aren't you the luckiest girl?

I soooo wish I could be there right now, just to get high off the buzz you guys are emitting. [Big Grin]

And dkw, what a lovely invitation to Ryoko. [Smile] I couldn't admire you more, sweetheart.

[ March 26, 2004, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

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CT...

YES!!!!!!
[Big Grin]

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*has heart attack*
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I'm plenty confused, but very excited for you, Bob and Dana. Congrats.
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So, what would happen if Bob were a woman and dkw were a man?
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Ryuko
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No problem then.
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THAT is freaking AWESOME.

Bob, dkw, I am SO SO SO happy for you two!

*runs out of surprised and happy adjectives*

[Big Grin]

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Yay! Congratulations!
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quote:
rivkagila: this'll be such a hatrack wedding!
Narnia dear: I know. I think we should have a DanaBobCon
rivkagila: bride, groom, bride's sister, bridesmaid!
rivkagila: LOL!
Narnia dear: BobnDanaCon
Narnia dear: yeah, that's a good one.
rivkagila: um, if we all crash the wedding, they might not be entirely happy ;-)
Narnia dear: Oh, it would be great!! We could get T-shirts made up...
Narnia dear: coffee mugs...
rivkagila: ROFL!
rivkagila: It's Sacrilicious! BobNDanaCon
Narnia dear: Yeah. That's definitely the name for it.
Narnia dear: I would put that on a T-shirt
rivkagila: A Once-In-a-Lifetime Experience!
Narnia dear: :-)
Narnia dear: We've got it planned. Let's go tell the others!
rivkagila: :-D
rivkagila: LOL
Narnia dear: *giggle*
rivkagila: if we act fast, maybe we can trademark BobNDanaCom ;-)

As you can see, rivka and I have it all planned out. [Smile]
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Okay, but my Con comes first, even though I'm not marrying a Hatracker.

[No No]

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I opened this thread before there were any other posts on it. Silly me, I didn't realize the true significance! You two are so amazingly cute! Congratulations!!

Excuse me while I go scream in excitement and tell everyone on my floor!

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Ryuko
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Hmmm... dkw might have to change her id to dk_Scopatz!!! Or dks... dkw-s??
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Just Awesome!
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Wheeeeeeeee.....

*runs around in excited circles*

That is such great news, guys. Congratulations.

[Party]

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Elizabeth
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If Bob were a woman and DKW were a man, it would NOT be a gay marriage thread, Bob. Do the math.

However, it might be a transsexual thread, and that would be mighty interesting.

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Actually, I see the OR, now. I guess it would be a gay marriage thread. Which would be too bad, because I would avoid it. So, please, either stay the same, or BOTH of you awitch. Thank you.
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Narnia - No fast one. I just meant them causing so much confusion and not being around to clear it up. People asking me if they're already married, and me not registered for 24 hours yet. Hilarious...

[Big Grin]

So don't be skeptical. Just be happy. They're getting hitched!

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Ummm....

*THUMP*

*crickets chirp*

*more crickets*

Okay, I'm back. I awakened from my faint.

I sooo wish I could be there - and I'm just...giddy with happiness for you guys! I, just...I mean I can't talk I'm so twitterpatted with glee. [Big Grin]

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CONGRATULATIONS!

[The Wave]

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Mazel tov! That's wonderful news, Bob and Dkw! [Big Grin] *high fives all around*
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Wow.

Congratulations!

*stunned*

-Jaids and Pod

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This is MORE than cool!

It's wonderful!

Farmgirl

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Congratulations! You two are both spectacular people. I can only hope that the joy of this moment will live on in your marriage and that it will sustain you for many years to come.

*elated*

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*runs in circles*

Technically, I knew about this before the thread. IF I HAD BOTHERED TO CHECK MY EMAIL.

[Wall Bash]

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I've been a regular poster on a couple of other message boards, with lots of other regulars who have formed close friendships, etc., etc., but I've got to say:

I've never seen anything like this before. This is just amazing. And a little creepy. But mostly amazing.

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Holy Flarking Schnit!

Congratulations!!! [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

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[Hat]
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[Wave] Hi ElJay! So you finally succumbed huh?

Your sister is nothing if not sneaky!!!

Bob and Dana congrats to you both!

AJ

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Sputtering like Porky Pig here...

buh-dee-buh-dee-buh-dee-buh-buh-buh Best Wuh-Wishes! [Big Grin]

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Wait one minute.

I don't trust Bob, and I'm not to sure about Dana.

I refuse to believe any of this, so close to April Fools Day.

Nope. Its one of Lavalamp's famous April Fools pranks on the entire Hatrack community.

Don't forget their little "Dating" thread prank.

You can't fool me.

Nope, nope, nope.

OMG--they really did it.

Hey. I want an invite to the wedding. I doubt I can make it, but I want a real paper invite, embossed, and such.

If there is such a wedding.

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Dude, she's wearing his stegosaurus cap. What more proof do you want? [Smile]
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Just spoke with them on the phone a short bit ago -- they were considering waiting until April first to announce, just so we'd all assume it was a joke (which would have been mighty funny, especially to LDS members like David Bowles), but they couldn't wait that long to share the news. They were meeting with the clergy member who will be officiating the ceremony, so I think it's pretty real.

I'm still in a bit of shock myself, but ever so happy for them. Congrats again, you two lovebirds....

--Pop

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Yeah, like I'm going to trust the word of Papa Moose.

You're in on the joke. I know it.

Now, if Momma Squirrel were to endorse this engagement, well I know better than to question anything Momma Squirrel says.

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Guys, this is fantastic news!

Have you set a date yet?

Are you going to invite our hosts, and our marvelous janitor?

How did this happen, exactly? We want to hear the story!

(CT, I think you'll agree, there isn't a better thread in the world in which to use your 4000th post than a Bob and Dana Engagement thread.)

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If they've already spoken to clergy, I'm assuming that means they AREN'T waiting until KamaCon to marry so we can all be there.....

what's the hurry? [Big Grin]

Farmgirl

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Congrats!!!

I feel like I'm experiencing Hatrack history. [Smile]

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Hmmm... so Dkw, what does your tiara look like?

And did you get the earrings too?

[Wink]

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I guess I am more than fashionably late, but

Congratulations! [Big Grin]

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How come I can picture a thread in a few months discussing their honeymoon entitled, "If Bob and DKW were the same person, this would be an Onanism Thread."
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Eep!
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btw Dana, whenever you get around to reading this thread again. Were your baskeball obessed friends that we met from Iowa City?

My friend that is the cello and orchestra teacher in Davenport is taking a leave of absence from his job, and going to whichever university is in Iowa City for a PhD. The problem is that he needs to find dog-friendly accommodations. He's going to place the two puppies he has left, but his two older dogs he couldn't possibly give up. I was wondering if you knew anyone that could help.

AJ
(and yes I know this is kind of out of place for this thread but I know dkw will read it and let me know because she is a kind spirit)

[ March 26, 2004, 12:13 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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Wow. All I can say is Wow. And CONGRATULATIONS!!!
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Sweet cupping cakes...Bob and dkw are dating?!? When did that happen?

I think I'll deal with the engagement shock after I get over the dating thing. I'm not sure I'm strong enough to handle both. Come to think of it, maybe I should do it the other way around. You know, get the big one out of the way first, like ripping off a bandaid. <represses memory>.....<done>

So, congratulations you two on getting engaged. The reflected joy I get from this is going to have me dancing through the weekend. Let us all know if you decide to start dating.

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WOW!

Throw my congrats on the heap. [Wink]

Hey, are you guys registered somewhere? Are your families afraid of an influx of "internet weirdos' at your wedding? [Big Grin]

[The Wave] [Party] [Group Hug]

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[Eek!]

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

I'm speechless!!!

Mazel tov, you guys!

[Party]

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