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Topic: If Bob were a woman or dkw were a man...
Noemon
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posted March 31, 2004 03:58 PM
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SillyMe
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posted March 31, 2004 04:01 PM
And *I* was trying to work in "combine"!
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:06 PM
Oh MY GOODNESS, the intense agony! I could not find my password, and was unable to post when puns were happening.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 04:07 PM
I'm through mucking around with you people.
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zgator
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posted March 31, 2004 04:09 PM
The puns are just popping up all over.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:09 PM
(Noemon, have faith, we can still grind this topic into dust.)
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 04:13 PM
Liz...you're repeating already used puns. One more like that and we'll make you leaf.[ March 31, 2004, 04:16 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 04:18 PM
Actually, I think I'd better stop making corn puns now. I feel like I've been cotyledon you on.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 04:22 PM
Hey, I just realized Smokey is going to become a corn dog!!!
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Dan_raven
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posted March 31, 2004 04:24 PM
Sow what.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:29 PM
Well, Bob, I disagree. I think I really rows to the occasion, myself.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:31 PM
And Dan, your pun was really a pollen.
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Noemon
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posted March 31, 2004 04:31 PM
::groan::[ March 31, 2004, 04:32 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:36 PM
Noemon,
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Noemon
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posted March 31, 2004 04:37 PM
Aaaaugh! A perfect opportunity for a pun, and I missed it! Quick, check and make sure I still have a pulse!
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 04:38 PM
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:43 PM
Bob, why are you frittering away so much time in this thread?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 04:46 PM
'pone my word, I have no idea what you mean.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 04:56 PM
Sure, Bob, but we all know you are a corn man(Say "corn" with Boston accent to get pun)
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zgator
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posted March 31, 2004 04:59 PM
Bob, are you still going to be this corny the night of the wedding?
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Dagonee
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posted March 31, 2004 05:02 PM
Ah, you're all a bunch of flakes. But I'm still chexing this thread out every day.
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sndrake
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posted March 31, 2004 05:05 PM
I'm amaized - y'all just pop off and pun without me?
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 05:08 PM
I'll run crop circles around all of you.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 05:09 PM
Bob and Dana,
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Dagonee
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posted March 31, 2004 05:10 PM
Now this is starting to irrigate me!
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Boon
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posted March 31, 2004 05:12 PM
Oh. My. Goodness!!!
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 05:14 PM
Dag, I'm gonna have to give you a good threshin.'
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Dan_raven
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posted March 31, 2004 05:15 PM
Especially Dana?
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 05:15 PM
Boon, I've got a bushelfull of happiness.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 05:16 PM
Dan's right.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 05:16 PM
yeah, but Bob, with all your traveling, all you'll have in the bank is chicken feed by the time the wedding rolls around.
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Boon
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posted March 31, 2004 05:18 PM
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 05:19 PM
Boon, I think you need a tablespoon of corn syrup.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 05:20 PM
Actually, we both got tired of being silo acts.
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Dagonee
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posted March 31, 2004 05:22 PM
I'm a starch advocate of rooting out puns.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 05:25 PM
dag, would please stop buttering Bob up?
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Dagonee
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posted March 31, 2004 05:33 PM
Oh, hushpuppy!
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Ryuko
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posted March 31, 2004 05:39 PM
(beats all punsters to death with stalks of corn)
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Elizabeth
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posted March 31, 2004 08:20 PM
I am tired. I will see you all tamale.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 08:28 PM
Of all the mealy-mouthed things to say!
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sndrake
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posted March 31, 2004 08:36 PM
Hey Bob! Good news! They definitely need some traffic safety expertise in Iowa. quote: Cornfields, it turns out, are dangerous places. In Iowa alone there are over sixty corn-related car accidents each year. It seems that when the corn gets as high as an elephant's eye - sorry, that's Oklahoma I'm thinking of - I mean, when it gets tall it blocks the driver's view, causing them to mistake the cornfield for the state fair so they start playing bumper cars. Of course it could be that they just turned a little too much of their crop into corn liquor.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 31, 2004 08:44 PM
Well, that made me furrow my brow.
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Elizabeth
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posted April 01, 2004 05:41 AM
Good heavens! That sounds like a harrowing experience!!!
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sndrake
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posted April 01, 2004 07:17 AM
Well, it depends if there's a kernel of truth in it.
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plaid
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posted April 01, 2004 09:56 AM
Man, y'all are getting into polenta of trouble in this thread...
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Lime
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posted April 01, 2004 11:29 AM
Congratulations, you two! I wish you both the best. This is gonna be one heck of a wedding! And I'll finally get to meet Bob.
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Lime
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posted April 01, 2004 11:34 AM
Oh, and:
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Dan_raven
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posted April 01, 2004 11:39 AM
You realize this means there babies will be---Children of the Corn
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BannaOj
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posted April 01, 2004 11:40 AM
Will Bob learn to drive a tractor through cornfields in fructose gear?
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Mrs.M
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posted April 01, 2004 12:01 PM
Mazel tov, y'all! May you have a long and happy life together!
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