Tis of a famous hatracker A story I will tell; His name was Richard Berg, And in Durham he did dwell; And on the ‘racker forums He commenced his wild career, Where many a registered user Before him shook with fear.
Chorus: Richard on the ‘rack, Richard on the ‘rack. A brave undaunted handle Was bold Richard on the ‘rack.
A brace of loaded rhetoric He carried like the doom; He sometimes slagged a dopier man Upon the Card's living room; But he’d always slam with proficiency, Like the cold steel of a blade, And everytime he did, He’d make all the Ralphies tingle and turn a pink shade.
Chorus: Richard on the ‘rack, Richard on the ‘rack. A brave undaunted handle Was bold Richard on the ‘rack.
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But wait! So does Paul Goldner! I'm having trouble telling them apart. Or are they the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
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Ah, see how he gives out general love, without directing the love so that he answers the question of love without answering the question of love. Is Richard Berg a politician?
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But Tom, to admit you opened a thread that said "Private, Keep out!" means you would have to explain first that you were not a gentleman. That's far worse than being in love with someone not your husband! After all, I'm sure the proposal was meant for a time after Dan's death. We all know men are fragile and don't stand up to even ordinary wear and tear, much less being married to Ralphie! (Last I heard she had a whole long list of her second, third, ... nth husbands lined up.) I really think you should have to pay her the extortion money instead. Posts: 2843 | Registered: A Long Time Ago!
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But soon you'll be visited by angels and carried away somewhere you can be a REAL bunny, Bokonon! Isn't that worth it?
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AS I RECALL, "Bokonon" (if that's your REAL name)...
...you were VERY hesitant about talking to the Ralphster on the phone. And, in fact, did not want to AT ALL until I pressured Jamie to make you. Considering this, you really think your application should be considered when I open "Ralphie's Stud Farm for Personal and Public Use?"
(Actually, Richard has a point. It really does come down to 'staying power'. But you still must answer why you didn't want to talk to me. It made the baby Ralphie cry. )
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I may not be on Ralphie's list, but if I remember right she thinks my wife is hot. Which is just fine by me.
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