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Damien
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Oh, snap! [Evil Laugh]
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Dear Kylie,

Please refrain from deleting your posts while people might be replying to them.

Love, Kylie.
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quote:
Maybe we shouldn't have hired you in the first place, since you can't count...
See my previous post.

Read it.
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rivka
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Dear Kylie,

Having a birthday seems to go to your head. I recommend waiting a while for your next one.

Love,
Rivka
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Yeah, like a whole year. It'd do you good. [Razz]
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tt&t
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Dear Rivka,

This was my last birthday. I plan on remaining the same age for the next fifty years. So you have nothing to worry about.

Love, Kylie.
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Dear Kylie,

Well, that seems a bit extreme. Then again, it does ensure that you will never catch up to me.

Love,
Rivka
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Dear Kylie,

I am a proper stalker. Not only do I have your landline, your cell, and all of your friends phone numbers. I have your address, your name, and your friendship. Please accept me as the official stalker.

Happy Birthday.

*hugs*

Love,
Joshy
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Dear Joshy,

Wow, and you're not even going to charge me for that? I'm impressed.

Love, Kylie.
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Dear Kylie,

Happy (Belated) Birthday.

Love Imogen
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Dear Rivka,

You're right.

Time travel is the answer.

Love,
Imogen

[ June 03, 2004, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: imogen ]
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Dear Imogen,

At the moment, I'm undecided. I was thinking about staying 29, but I decided at the last minute to bite the bullet and go for 30.

I plan to take the rest on a case-by-case basis.

Love,
Rivka
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Dear Rivka,

Sounds like a good plan to me. I am considering adding a few years, just to keep up with Tony who has got into the habit of thinking he is older than he is.

Or maybe I won't, and just let the age gap increase.

Love,
Imogen
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Dear Imogen,

The answer is simple.

Time travel.

Love,
Rivka
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Dear Rivka,

Done. See 10:52pm.

Love,
Imogen

[ June 04, 2004, 01:07 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]
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Damien
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Dear Rivka and imogen,

This is not the rivka-and-imogen thread. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to write you up for this. Once more, and you may be put to the board for a possible firing.

D
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Dear D,

You're fired.

Love,
Imogen
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Damien
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Imogen-

I'm sorry, your claim had been denied. Fortunately, we also have another opening in this office, so you're getting promoted. The downside is you have to supervise David. I'm sorry.

D
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Dear David,

As your new supervisor I expect some changes around here.

It has come to my attention that not only is your stalking of Kylie woefully lax but you have made no real effort to remedy the situation.

I expect improvement within 24 hours.

Love,
Imogen
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Damien
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Imogen, I understand you've been going strongly as a new supervisor around here. You get a gold star. Congratulations, and keep up the good work.

D
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rivka
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Dear Imogen,

I know you live in an imaginary land where day and night are reversed, but am and pm are not the same thing here in the real world.

Love,
Rivka
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Dear D,

Thank-you.

Love,
Imogen
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Dear Damien,

Es debilem vinculum, vale!

In other words: Ego te dimitto!

Love,
Rivka
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Damien
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Dear rivka,

you get points for latin. but you get points marked down for choosing a language i dont speak. no gold star for you.

D
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Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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Damien
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Rivka,

Clean up that attitude or you're fired.

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Dear Rivka,

I have no idea what you are talking about.

What edit?

Love,
Imogen
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