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I have no wish to derail the compilation of the Convictuals cookbook but I have a question for everyone. I'm sure you've all seen or read about cases where someone that has AIDS and is aware of that fact continues to have unprotected sex with many uninformed partners. Wouldn't this type of behaviour result in charges of "aiding and abedding"?
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You heard they're making wearable computers? They're having a terrible time debugging the ones built into hair extensions. It seems the normal bugs are getting help from a Comp Lice.
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I've often heard that most convicts protest their innocence. Obviously a goodly number of them are lying under oath. Decisions on their truthfulness are handled per jury.
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I also considered a chapter called Foul Filling, How to Stuff A Bird but I received feedback from British cons indicating that this topic conjured up too many painful memories.
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Did you hear about the European rube with marginal skills in English? Apparently he heard the term docket at his arraignment and was excited because he thought he was being paid for his appearance.
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I'm recalling an episode related to me by a friend by the name of Tory. He was involved in an underage consumption of alchohol episode years ago. Apparently he and a buddy were slamming the brews quite heavily and cruising. The buddy had an open beer when the cops pulled them over. Steve, Tory's friend, slammed the beer and shoved the can under the seat. The cop was at the window when Steve inadvertantly regurgitated his recently guzzled beer. The cop looked at Tory and said...."That evidence is hardly ex gulp eh Tory?
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I understand that many hatrack members are heading to Chicago for Kamacon. I want to caution them to be on their guard especially when riding the El. I hate to stoop to racial profiling but you should be vigilant for suspicious looking Jews. Apparently the Chicago authorities are hot on the trail of a Jew El thief.
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I heard about a Kentucky prosecuter that brought charges against a backwoods denizen that he had a feud with. He told the judge that the suspect was being charged for burning coal. The judge wanted to know what exactly the charges were and the prosecuter said, "Judge, everbody know that coalusion is a felony crahm."
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Racial profiling has been in the headlines alot recently. I gotta say that male African Americans have the definitive example of the misuse of profiling. Jeez, they even have a crime that specifically targets them: BlackMail.
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I understand that convicts have found a new way to irritate one another and advance their rep. I guess that inmates are trying to seduce the wives of other inmates. It's called connedjurgal visits.
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