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docmagik
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This was inspired by Beverly's "Lines that only Work in Movies" thread.

Here's the game. We've all seen Whose Line Is It Anyway?, right?

There's a bit on there called "Scenes From a Hat," where they all make brief one-liners based on audience suggestions.

Every night this week, I'm going to provide a suggestion. I'll bold it in the thread so it will be easy to find.

Everybody's free to do thier replies.

The next night, I post a new one.

After the week's over, anbody can have the thread who wants it.

Here goes.

Things you can say about your kid that you can't say about your spouse.
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Thirteen more years and I am free!
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Eh. They'll grow out of it.
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She laughs at my puns.
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Do that again and you'll get a spanking.
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Because I said so!
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"You aren't wearing that out in public. It's indecent"

The interpretation of this statement would be quite different between mother and daughter.
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"Do that again and you'll get a spanking."

Hmm. I would not say that to my kids, but I MIGHT say that to my husband.
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[Eek!]
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Did you brush your teeth and go potty?
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Elizabeth

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"Do that again and you'll get a spanking."

Hmm. I would not say that to my kids, but I MIGHT say that to my husband.
Is this when hubby has been good or when he has been bad?
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Punwit,
Some things just have to be kept secret.
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Did you remember to wash your hands after going potty?

Just wait 'til your father gets home!

Are you going to wear your superman underoos again?

Did you have fun playing with the little kids in the park?
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Of course I will scratch your back!
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Awww, he's wearing his big boy pants today!
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quote:
Did you brush your teeth and go potty?
My wife asks me that before bed all the time. What's the big deal? [Big Grin]

No going shopping until you do your homework!
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You need to go do your homework now.

(edit: Alucard, I swear I did not see your post when I posted this!)

[ June 27, 2004, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
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Did you pee in your pants?
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Things you don't want to overhear in a crowded elevator.
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[ June 27, 2004, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
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Oh jeez...I guess that Immodium doesn't really last all day...
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Hatrack Thread Topics That Wouldn't Make It Past One Page
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"Biblical question"

[ June 29, 2004, 01:16 AM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]
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Is someone going to make a movie out of Ender's Game?!!!
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Times when eenie-meenie-miney-mo is not an appropriate selection method.
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The good news and the bad news.
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Best Ways To Tell When Your Thread's Getting Old And You Should Just Pack Your Things And Go Home
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You keep bumping it, but no one else posts on it anymore.
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When Snarky posts on it.
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Snarky,

quote:
You keep bumping it, but no one else posts on it anymore.
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Great use of your 1/2 landmark post. [Taunt]

[ July 02, 2004, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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