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Topic: Political Bashing T-Shirts (This title change brought to you by....)
Dan_raven
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posted June 28, 2004 04:05 PM
This is not a political discourse. This is blatant, farenheit 911 style, conservative bashing fun. If you would get offended, please partake of a different juicy thread from the menu above. If you want to argue the facts, please partake of a different juicy thread from the menu above. If you want to counter with some anti-Democratic, anti-communistic, anti-Wishy-washy undecided, please do. If you want to add some, please do. Here are five T-shirt slogans I thought up. 5) I Survived Gulag Guantanamo. 4) Abu Graib, because "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." 3) The 21st Century Gang of Five: Enron, World Com, Tyco, Adelphia, Haliburton. 2) We did more to bring down the US Economy than all of Al Queda, the Taliban, and Sadaam Hussein combined. We are Enron. 1) No child left behind! Those that are being left behind are obviously lazy midgets. [edited because I can't count. 54345] [ June 28, 2004, 04:43 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:12 PM
Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, Adelphia. Brought to you by the Clinton administration. Prosecuted by the Bush administration. Innuendo 9/11: Moore of the same Lego my Ego: Kerry-style waffles. Kerry: Changing his position for your vote!
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The Rabbit
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posted June 28, 2004 04:17 PM
quote: Prosecuted by the Bush administration. That's news I hadn't heard. When did they indict Ken Lay?
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:25 PM
Dan, can I respond, since Rabbit broke the rules first?
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Dan_raven
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posted June 28, 2004 04:27 PM
Yes, but not much. I'm going for political smiles, not boring talk.
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Noemon
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posted June 28, 2004 04:28 PM
Only if you phrase your response in the form of a T-Shirt quip.
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:28 PM
Lay will be charged soon, and there has already been one conviction and another plea that should go through soon. Prosecution starts long before indictment. Dagonee *That is all.
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PSI Teleport
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posted June 28, 2004 04:30 PM
One the front: Vote for Kerry On the back: Paid for by the "Terrorists for John Kerry" fund. Oops, that's anti-Democrat. If someone will start an anti-democrat thread, I'll post this there. I considered changing Kerry to Bush but it isn't as funny that way. [ June 28, 2004, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
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sndrake
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posted June 28, 2004 04:30 PM
Well, my favorite so far is one I saw on someone at the Chicago Blues Fest. "I Bet You'll Vote This Time Hippy" But you really have to see it to fully appreciate it.
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:33 PM
Anti-democrat is well within the rules.
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PSI Teleport
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posted June 28, 2004 04:35 PM
quote: This is blatant, farenheit 911 style, conservative bashing fun. To be fair, I'm trying to think of a good Bush gag right now.
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sndrake
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posted June 28, 2004 04:36 PM
Yep - them's the rules as Dan laid them out. But his title leads people to have a different expectation and so they get all confused...
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:36 PM
quote: If you want to counter with some anti-Democratic, anti-communistic, anti-Wishy-washy undecided, please do.
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:36 PM
Yeah Dan - change the title!
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Erik Slaine
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posted June 28, 2004 04:41 PM
Thanks sndrake! I had to print that picture for my station! He, he, he....
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 04:48 PM
Kerry: I voted for the Patriot Act so I could campaign against it!
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sndrake
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posted June 28, 2004 04:48 PM
Storm and Erik, You're welcome. The reason I like the tshirt is that I have a simple answer to people who would like to see some changes in Congress and the White House. Vote! And not only that, get involved with voter registration and "get out the vote" efforts. (abstaining from my soapbox about how whining is not a good response to being outorganized by the political right) I'll be getting involved here in the Chicago area. We won't be able to match the voter turnout of the early 1960s though. These days, they'll only allow votes from living people, even if they're Democrats.
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Book
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posted June 28, 2004 04:50 PM
Yeah, I need that shirt. Regardless of your partisan affiliation, that is damn funny. Especially the picture.
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michaele8
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posted June 28, 2004 04:53 PM
Kerry: I voted for the war but I'm against the reasons I used to do it!
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ludosti
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posted June 28, 2004 04:58 PM
I want a "Abu Graib, because "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition" shirt!
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 05:04 PM
Abu Graib: Do you wish it were still being used by Sadaam?
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sndrake
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posted June 28, 2004 05:40 PM
Here's one: Like Father, Like Son: One Term
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Storm Saxon
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posted June 28, 2004 07:05 PM
Mr. Bush, the church is *that* way.
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Dagonee
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posted June 28, 2004 07:05 PM
Kerry: Job Bon Jovi Likes Him
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Elizabeth
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posted June 28, 2004 07:50 PM
Check yer spelling, Dagobee.
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The Pixiest
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posted June 28, 2004 08:17 PM
how about a movie poster in James Bond style with John Kerry staring as GOLDDIGGER
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aspectre
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posted June 28, 2004 09:21 PM
I sent my friends to Guantanamo Bay and all I got was this crummy orange jumpsuit. Visit lovely Abu Graib. Where the S&M meets the B&D My Gang of Five beats your Florida voters Vote Republican: if it wasn't for AlQaeda, we woulda REALLY screwed up the economy War! _hunh _ What is it good for? Haliburton Cheney uh huh uh huh Vote for Kerry: holding your nose helpsKerry vs Bush : where the flip meets the flop Vote Nader: elect Dubya [ June 28, 2004, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
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aspectre
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posted June 28, 2004 09:23 PM
GoldDigger Good work, ThePixiest, I want the poster [ June 28, 2004, 09:32 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
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Tstorm
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posted July 01, 2004 01:19 AM
More Trees, less bush. Just my political donation of .02.
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Primal Curve
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posted July 01, 2004 01:43 AM
I saw one entitled "Republicans for Voldemort."
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TMedina
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posted July 01, 2004 02:44 AM
I Am-Bushed. Read into that as you will. -Trevor
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littlemissattitude
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posted July 01, 2004 03:32 AM
Because the first convention is still almost than a month out, and I'm already sick of all of it: "Jed Bartlet is my President" (This, of course, is a play on all the "Charelton Heston is my President" bumper stickers I've seen on NRA bumpers.) By the way sndrake, I really liked your "Like Father, Like Son: One Term" idea.
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sndrake
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posted July 01, 2004 07:28 AM
littlemissattitude, thanks, but it's not mine. I got that off a tshirt that someone already sells. The Jed Bartlett one could be a big seller.
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Sopwith
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posted July 01, 2004 09:20 AM
Bush: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Kerry: Lurching toward a better tomorrow. Bush: I've got friends in low places~ Kerry: Making Gore look more exciting every day! Bush: The Nut doesn't fall far from the tree Kerry: 30+ years of national service. I am NOT part of the problem. Really. Bush: Dub-Yeah! Kerry: Ketchup made my fortune. Yale made me a man. Now you make me president! Bush: Hey Y'all, watch this! Kerry: I've met many poor folks! Skull and Bones: No matter what, we win! Skull and Bones: Our bywords: Presidential Mediocrity!
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Zeugma
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posted July 01, 2004 09:57 AM
Bush/Cheney '04: Why Change Horsemen Mid-Apocalypse?
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Kayla
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posted July 01, 2004 12:45 PM
Zeugma, that actually made me laugh.
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ArCHeR
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posted July 01, 2004 12:47 PM
This is still my favorite: My president went to war, and all I got was this lousy economy.
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Chris Bridges
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posted July 01, 2004 01:01 PM
VOTE FOR (who's running against Bush? Huh. Really? Whatever...) KERRY!
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Dan_raven
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posted July 01, 2004 01:08 PM
Bush will be out of office in 2008 at the latest. Bush's Tax Cut--Bill Due, 2010 Bush's Hydro-Car--Bill Due 2025 Bush's African Aids Campaign--Bill Due 2015 Bush's Man to Mars--Bill Due 2020 Bush's Homeland Security--Bill Unpaid Bush's War in Iraq--Not part of his budget Bush--the Ponzie President.
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fil
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posted July 01, 2004 01:12 PM
Sopwith! Hits them from all sides! For my money, though, give me anything with "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!" in it. My weak contribution: Bush: Faithfully Serving the Haves and Have More Bush: Check Out This Swing! (thanks Mr. Moore and F 9/11) fil
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Hobbes
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posted July 01, 2004 02:51 PM
Possible options for "_______ is my president": Mr. Spock Captin Kirk My Wife/Husband Homer Bart Stewie Griffin Ender Hobbes
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ArCHeR
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posted July 01, 2004 02:54 PM
STEWIE FOR PRESIDENT 2004!
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