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[spelling Commie mode] We will then subject Comrade Hobbes (in itself a suspicious screen name, being redolent of the imperialist apologetic) to severe criticism for saying 'loose' where he means 'lose.' Is five years in the camps sufficient punishment, or should fifteen be considered? [/spelling Commie mode]
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Here now we travel to the cobbles of Napoleon’s boyhood streets, the Villa in which he grew up, and perhaps, get a glimpse of the plot of land his home is suspected of being built upon.
*Cut to historian for actual facts and other, non-narrating duties*
*cut to commercial*
*Use this time to inform KoM that Hobbes is in fact, incapable of spelling and admits it freely*
*Uses this edit to blush profusely and play-down his character, especially since he doesn’t want anyone to find out what it actually is *
Here we find Napoleon at the crux of his life, the crucial decision he makes that shall define who he is and what history shall perceive him as. Napoleon joined the army, and at the best possible time for an aspiring young man; one who feels fit to rule over all of Europe*