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PSI Teleport
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I like this story. Keep typing.
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[spelling Commie mode]
We will then subject Comrade Hobbes (in itself a suspicious screen name, being redolent of the imperialist apologetic) to severe criticism for saying 'loose' where he means 'lose.' Is five years in the camps sufficient punishment, or should fifteen be considered?
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[Big Grin]

Hobbes has been pardoned in advance for atrocious spelling, having already made up for it with extraordinarily good character.

edit: I have no such pardon for my spelling.

[ July 16, 2004, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

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Here now we travel to the cobbles of Napoleon’s boyhood streets, the Villa in which he grew up, and perhaps, get a glimpse of the plot of land his home is suspected of being built upon.

*Cut to historian for actual facts and other, non-narrating duties*

*cut to commercial*

*Use this time to inform KoM that Hobbes is in fact, incapable of spelling and admits it freely*

*Uses this edit to blush profusely and play-down his character, especially since he doesn’t want anyone to find out what it actually is [Blushing] *

Hobbes [Smile]

[ July 16, 2004, 05:39 PM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

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But, he uses some spiffy smilies! [Big Grin]
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*Cut back in*

Here we find Napoleon at the crux of his life, the crucial decision he makes that shall define who he is and what history shall perceive him as. Napoleon joined the army, and at the best possible time for an aspiring young man; one who feels fit to rule over all of Europe*

*Cue mystical music and another historian*

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I hope you're using the proper voice inflections PSI. *narrows eyes*

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But, how do I know what the proper ones are?
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Fall back on your narration instinct. [Smile]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Much less painful than falling back on a sword.
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The flipping ice cream truck just went by again.
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This late? [Confused]
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He knows when you're asleep. He knows when you're awake...
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Ok.
I officially want to go on a road trip with Hobbes again.

My Cat is terrified of the icecream man too, if that's any consolation.

Ni!

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My ego is comopletely unmigated right now, you two are far too nice. [Blushing] [Big Grin]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Does anyone else remember a short story by King about the milk man that delivers milk laced with poison, tarantulas in the cottage cheese, etc.

It makes you wonder.

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So what's happened in the milkman saga PSI?

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Well, Jesse has been sleeping through the horrible music, so that's good. It finally became a bonus that he comes during Jesse's naptime.

Thanks for asking.

Now we're working on thunder. At least I can understand that one.

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Yay for acclimation! [Smile]
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