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Olivetta
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A place to list t-shirt slogans or whatever.

Here's one by a friend of mine:

http://www.cafeshops.com/fbod.12228504

Closer view of text:

http://www.cafeshops.com/fbod.12228504?zoom=yes#zoom

[ July 27, 2004, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Olivetta ]

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Dan_raven
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My favorite of the day:

"I'll vote Republican
When George W. Bush wins
The Nobel Peace Prize."

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Olivetta
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I'm sort of fond of : Puppies. They're what's for dinner

Though I wouldn't wear it.

And : Danger! Do NOt Look Into Laser With Remaining Eye

Seems like it'd be fun.

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pooka
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I don't understand the slashers shirt.

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TMedina
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I think it's a morbid joke:

Don't draw the attention of a slasher because right now, you are attractive and look good with other men.

Draw the attention of a slasher and you won't be attractive, nor will you look good with other men.

-Trevor

Edit: Wow, was I glad to be proven wrong.
Edit 2: Oh my god, "Harry Potter" erotic fanfiction? Quick, someone shoot me now.

[ July 27, 2004, 05:16 PM: Message edited by: TMedina ]

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sndrake
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Here's the one CT liked when she saw it on me Sunday:

I bet you'll VOTE this time HIPPIE (really should be seen to be appreciated)

Also...

SHORT PEOPLE - Last to get rained on. First to drown.

And of course...

NOT DEAD YET - The Resistance

[ July 27, 2004, 05:17 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Olivetta
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I think they call the woman/woman fanfic "femmeslash". In my LotR webcrawling, I've stumbled on some mention of Arwen/Eowyn slashing, which I thought was bizarre in a real "Did you guys even read the same the book I did?" sort of way. Bizarre.

Actually, It's sort of bizarre that THAT would seem bizarre to me, since I've seen characters like Mulder/Krychek slashed and never batted an eye.

(D'oy! CT's link went into that already)

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TMedina
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Just about any popular character is gonna get "slashed" in this context.

I'm just amused it was female writers pairing Kirk/Spock. (squick)

Although I have to admit, I still find the "Very Secret Diaries" to be some of the funniest fanfic out there to date.

-Trevor

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Olivetta
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How about :

"Learn to Read! Ask me how."

Lisa has one on her site that says "Your logic does not resemble our Earth Logic."

I think a good Hatrack variant would be "Your Irony Does Not Resemble Our Earth Irony." [Big Grin]

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J. Alfred Prufrock
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I happen to love this one:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/57f0/

Also, this:

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/coder/6a20/

I really wouldn't wear the latter out in public, for obvious reasons, but I still think it's pretty clever. [Smile]

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Olivetta
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Yeah, the Kirk/Spock thing squicks me too. [Eek!]

But I feel that way about almost anything Trek-related anymore. [Razz]

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Dagonee
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I like "Meddle not in the affairs of Ogres, for you are crunchy and taste like chicken" from my Everquest days.

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Olivetta
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Which is also the origin of the Slasher one, I'm sure.

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PSI Teleport
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Thinkgeek rocks for shirts. I want this one.

I also like the "Ph34r t3h Cute Ones" shirt at Megatokyo. I'd link to it, but they are moving their store right now.

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TMedina
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"Enemies move in predictable pattens"

"Don't upset the medic"

"If you're going to shoot it once, it's worth reloading"

-Trevor

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zip
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when i was in college i had a t shirt with a giant ';' on the front. When people asked me what it ment it told them that it was a warning that sometimes i was a colon [Smile]

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beverly
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beverly
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I inherited a shirt from my bro-in-law that says, "I ran out of sick days so I called in dead." It is pretty beat-up, but makes a great exercise shirt. Seeing as I am a stay-at-home-mom, I wonder what sort of a message I am sending when I wear it?

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TMedina
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Probably a better message than:

"Don't laugh; I thought the same thing until I had kids."

-Trevor

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King of Men
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I like the one I had saying "Intelligent food for intelligent people" and showing a whale in a hamburger. Alas, it got worn out to the point of unwearability.

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Yozhik
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I want a t-shirt reading "Black Market Beagles."

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mr_porteiro_head
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I used to have a shirt with the slogan "This is your brain", and showed a brain. Then it said "and THIS IS MINE!!!" with a brain about 4x as big. I always wore that shirt when I had tests at school.

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mackillian
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My favorite was an American Red Cross tshirt:

Starve a Mosquito. Donate Blood.

[ July 27, 2004, 09:04 PM: Message edited by: mackillian ]

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Annie
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I have a Swiss flag t-shirt that people always mistake for the Red Cross. Dude, in the Red Cross logo, the cross is red.

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Taalcon
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quote:
"Why don't you write books people can read?"--Nora Joyce.

CLASSIC

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Eruve Nandiriel
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"Help, I've kidnapped myself! Give me $1,000,000 or you'll never see me again!"

"One by one the penguins are causing me to lose my sanity."

"Your village called, their idiot is missing."

And recently a friend of mine wore a t-shirt with the blue screen of death on it.

[Smile]

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