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Scott R
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Don't know why
(Wouldn't tell you)
Think I'll try
A something new.

Be a little sneaky,
Be a little mean,
Be a tad bit cheeky,
Turn your gills to green.

Grr.
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Gryphonesse
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give this man some coffee and a donut. He needs a sugar high...

[Wink]
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Scott R
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Well-- I don't drink coffee-- but apparently, I did need some food.

Feeling human again. . .
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oops - sorry about that. Forgot about the coffee/cola/Mormon thingie. Being a papist idolater Catholic tends to fuzz the memory banks..

[ROFL]
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*hums the "Human Again" song from Beauty and the Beast.

AJ
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Scott R
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:shoots AJ in the throat:

Nope, I was wrong. Still snarky.

[Evil]
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Scott R
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Yes. My thoughts exactly, CT. What a wonderful idea.

:pours vat of hot asphalt on Cuddlers:
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I'm feeling a little snarky today too.
Unfortunatelly, I guess "there can be only one"(TM)

Loops Scott R's head OFF (happy now, snarky one?) with a sword.

[Evil Laugh]

[ August 10, 2004, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Eduardo_Sauron ]
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Scott R
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Sorry, you're in a 'No looping zone.'

Too bad you didn't try to lop off my head.

:forces a television through Eduardo_Sauron's nasal cavity and up into his brain:
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Eduardo_Sauron
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* turns channel to Teletubbies and forces Scott to watch.
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Scott R
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:snerk:

I have three kids. I've been vaccinated.

But I bet having Dipsy on the brain 24/7's not the most pleasant sensation in the world is it?
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Eduardo_Sauron
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I'm evil
Teletubbies are evil.

Ergo, I'm a teletubbie.

Er...how retarded was that? [Dont Know]
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Oh I know this mood well, Scott. What I always found to be helpful is going on a long, relaxing walk taking time to pick wildflowers and daisies. Then, proceed to use the stems of these flowers to strangle the magical little fairies to death.
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Scott R
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Um. . . if you're seeing fairies, FC, you need to go to a psychologist.

Seriously. Get medicated.
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Crap. Then what have I been burrying in my backyard?
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Scott R
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I don't know. How do you burry something?
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[Blushing] heh...
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Noemon
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Slow down, you post too fast.
You didn't read what I wrote last.
Just settin' up a straw man, oh
Lookin' for trolls and feelin' snarky
Ba da da da da da da, feelin' snarky.

Hello Kevin, whatch knowin?
I come to watch your alias count growin'
Ain'tcha got no lies for me?
Doo it doo doo, feelin' snarky.
Ba da da da da da da, feeling snarky.

I got a chip on my shoulder, I'm in a bad mood
I'm irritated and pissy, maybe I need some food
Don't come near me with that hug thread, it's all malarky
Hatrack you bug me, I'm feelin' snarky!
Ba da da da da da da ba bap a dee...

[ August 12, 2004, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
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Eduardo_Sauron
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[ROFL]

(ok, I'm not snarky anymore. The thunder is all your, Scott R)
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Christy
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*grin* That'll wipe the snarky out of the snarkiest, Noemon!

*wanders off humming*
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Noemon, that was awesome.
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[ROFL] *wipes away tears of laughter*

Noemon! Other people in the library are looking at me funny now! [Blushing]
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Noemon
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[Hat]

Thanks! I was kind of proud of that one.
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Scott R
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[Hail] Noemon

That was good.
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Eduardo_Sauron
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Praises Noemon again

[Hail]
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Noemon
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::gives strings a subtle tug::

::evil grin::
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Noemon
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...and so do they, my puppet, so do they.
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*flees*
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Wow! That was awesome, Noemon!

*walks away humming Simon & Garfunkle*
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I will never be able to hear that song without hearing "feelin snarky" [Big Grin]

Heehee.. when I was at BYU a few of the guys in our ward rewrote the song "High on the Mountain Top" and would sit behind us and sing it. To this day, 16 yrs later I have trouble making it through the first line...

"High on the mountain top, a badger chased a squirrel....."
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I'm just glad that this thread isn't about Scott's and Jon Boy's relationship.
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Noemon
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[ROFL]
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Scott R
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:baffled:

I don't get it. What's so funny?
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Noemon
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You and Snarky can explore any bi-curious urges you might have all you want, Scott--we just don't want to hear about it.
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Noemon
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Huh. Scott just suggested that I change "Cedrios" to "Kevin" in the second verse, and it was a good idea, so I did so. Now I come back and he's deleted the suggestion! In any case, thanks Scott!
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I'm ALWAYS snarky.

Grrrr!
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grrr...

GRRRRR....

I like this thread!

GRRRRRrrrrr.... giggle... grrrRRRRGGGRRRRRRR

Is a snark like a narc? advocatee of OSC's recent social faux-pas-blame-shame-on-the-other's op-ed?

grrr..?

fallow
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Rrrrrawr
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phroawrrr...!
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*Chokes on icecream laughing*

*Wonders if Noeman has any other gems lying around Hatrack*
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Noemon
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Nope, that's my first one Shan. If you missed Dan_Raven's take-off of Frosty the Snowman, though, it's worth searching for.
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[ROFL]

[Hail] Noemon
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