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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Ok, so the world is the worst place in the world(?) you can be in right? There are so many things you could think of that would make it so much better....ahh..such a pretty world in your mind right?

Well guess what. This thread is to post how you could if possible, make the world an even sadder home to live in. If you can call it a home...
So then? This is where you need your creative talents!!! Start Posting!!!!

Disclaimer: No my mother didn't force me into child labor, and yes I did have a happy non-traumatic child hood, except that time when...*clears throat*, Please don't ask me why I'm doing this, I have my reasons, just do as I tell you here. I'm not a mad sadistic evil genius trying to take over the world, I would've done that already if I could.

[ August 25, 2004, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]

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[Kiss]
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Thanks. [Kiss] back to you.
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The world would be worse off without cows.
-T_Smith

[ August 25, 2004, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: mackillian ]

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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And pigs. Imagine no pork chops!!!*shudder*
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Actually what I really think would make the world a really creeper place would be that like, evil cartoon characters would spring out of their stories and stuff.

Or WAIT! screw that! What if someone actually DID invent the T-Virus!!!! Then I'd be the first with a magnum for shooting heads.

Like mine...

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The Pixiest
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The whole world under Sharia law.
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The Republicans could win control of the Presidency, both Houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court.
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John Kerry could get elected. [Angst] [Big Grin]
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I don't think I'd like to live in a world without green.
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Getting rid of the letter "e." And maybe "q."

I can't beat the news for coming up with morbidly creative stories on a daily basis, so I'm not going to try.

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resnos
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eternal winter with no snow

*edit*...no Christmas either, or any other holiday

[ August 25, 2004, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: resnos ]

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Synesthesia
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No more chocolate.
Living in perpectual heat and humidity everywhere until we dry up
NO MUSIC! [Eek!]
And... society run by a handful of corporations that all merge together and take complete control of our lives and destinies.

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Painful Rectal Itch

24/7

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Synesthesia: Never visit Amazon. It's always hot and dump. 24/7, almost the whole year.

Hmmm...a world without...me! (no, no, too terrible to behold)

No books. Take away the books and you'll taking away the light of my eyes.

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olson would be elected President and Vice President.... and we wouldn't be able to tell which was which [Angst]

Goody

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Jess N
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I agree with Eduardo--take my books and my life becomes just a shell.

Remove all the sweet children that come up behind you, hug you and say, "I love you,mom."

Oh, and remove all coffee from the planet. What a sad, horrible world that would be!

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For as much as I may growl about it, no women.

I can't even begin to imagine that kind of horror.

-Trevor

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Jess N
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I can say that about no men too--except for a few that could go missing and the world would actually improve. This, of course, would include my ex.

A world with no men, how grim.

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The world would be much worse if cows could eat us in self defence.

Just think of it...MOO! *chomp*

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Jess N
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EET MOR CHIKEN!!
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Alright - now I have the tune "Cows with Guns" running through my head. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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[Big Grin]
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TMedina
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To quote my gay friend,

quote:

Moo moo, Buckaroo

-Trevor
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Jess N
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Trevor:

Dom't make me LOL, my daughter is sleeping in this room. I'd hate to wake her. LOL

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I can live without men, I still don't know how to live w/them...
but yeah, maybe zombie t-virus cows eating human beings would be pretty morbid... [Razz]

[ August 26, 2004, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]

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quote:
The world would be worse off without cows.
-T_Smith

No........CHEESE?!

*faint*

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I don't like most cheeses.
Except Philadelphia of course.

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Blasphemy!
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A world without me... hmm... Give it a little time, it will happen. And as it fared well BC (Before Corwin), I think it will have no problem functioning AC. Especially if you take into account all that I have/will contribute to it. [Razz]
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Or maybe a world where nasty cheeses like Swiss took over the Philadelphia industry(it does have its own dun it?) and stopped cream cheese production!!!!! [Angst]

AHHHHHHH!

To top it off, hatrack would cease to exist, now that would be a horrible world.

Where did I leave my magnum again?

[ August 26, 2004, 05:34 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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oh, and there would be no ammunition. How would you protect yourself?

Bummer.

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there would be no hatrack or ammunition because of a lack of cheese?
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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oh yeah, the zombies....

sorry

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No colors. That would be horrible. [Frown]

Or if it was always summer. *ick*

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no music
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A world with no light, no sound except your voice, and no one else.
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Its funny, knowing that if you take cows out of the picture, the world would be a lot different.
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That's heaven.

"He** is other people."

[Big Grin]

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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thats true. No cows would make a diffrence. We'd all turn veggies!
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Two Words:

Soylent Green [Angst]

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[Eek!] Not a place I'd like to be....
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The world would be worse off if skin were water soluable.
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quote:
The world would be worse off if skin were water soluable.
You asked for it...
Soluble Kittens

Goody

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For as much as I may growl about it, no women.

I can't even begin to imagine that kind of horror.

That would solve the population crisis real quick.
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I would be sad to live in a world without horses.

Or where the sky was perpetually red.

Or where all the land was perfectly flat.

And it would really suck if the sun exploded.

It would be fun, however, to spend a bit of time in a world where everything was made of rubber.

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I want to live in a world where i am god/dictator. How great would that be?
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no friction
Would make many people unhappy and they'd slide forever.

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Wow, no friction. That would cause some serious problems.

LD: My husband would love that too. I sooooo have no such desire. I just like to be the one in the background with tons of influence. [Big Grin]

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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i watched a magic school bus episode on that. i thouht it was fun...but yeah, it would present some serious problems. [Evil]
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