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I proclaim this thread to be the Great Hatrack Peace Thread!
I've been noticing a wee bit of tension between some of our members here. Come! Let us make love not war! Let the bridges be rebuilt! Long live Hatrack! Long live our great e-community and OSC! We can overcome any little miscommunications or even outright insults. Hatrack is worth it. Posts: 4953 | Registered: Jan 2004
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You know, I've never understood why it's always presented as a choice between "making love" and "making war". Why can't I do niether one?
And actually, making love reaches it's highest peaks about the same time as war, right before a war, and right after (right when all the men think they'll die, and want to keep their genes alive, and right when they all re-enter the society of women most of them have been seperated from for years). So I choose to make niether love, nor war.
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I choose to make both love and war! I will make war on the mountain of laundry in the laundry room.
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This now reminds me of my mother's best friend, who had a little poodle. Whenever she took it out to relieve itself, she would say, "Make good for Mommie!"
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quote:♫ Oh we are the folk song army and everyone of us cares we all hate poverty war and destruction, unlike the rest of you squares
there are iinocuous folksongs, yeah but we regard them with scorn the folks who sing 'em have no social concience, why, they don't even care if Jimmy Cracked Corn... ♪
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I would love to make love, but all the good ones seem to be taken. Maybe I should make war on somebody's boyfriend. Posts: 10645 | Registered: Jul 2004
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Depends on how dirty the laundry is, of course. If it's a pile of towels that were wet when they were first piled together, for example, I'm thinking I could find better places to have sex.
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I was going to send an e-mail, but this is better. I'd like to tell Newfoundlogic that even though we usually seem to be on different sides of issues, I respect his debating skills. Often he has stumped me, supporting his postions so well I give up in despair (even though I just know I'm right!), most recently in that thread on nukes. I was sure I could be convincing that 2 nukes in Japan in WWII was overkill, but in the end I wasn't. I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree on that one.
I look forward to arguing with you in the future, nfl. Posts: 6316 | Registered: Jun 2003
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I looked and looked, Morbo, but I couldn't find any puns in your post, or any references to sex. I'm thinking you must be in the wrong thread.
Maybe you're just exercising restraint, though; I can certainly respect that. If I could deter gents from making puns around here I might just do the same, but I figure that since I can't, All I can do is Shout helplessly as I'm washed out to sea by the rising Tide of puns around here.
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That might be a good idea for a new thread Sara. Of course, we'd have to iron out the details first to make sure we didn't touch on any taboo subjects--otherwise I could see people getting pretty steamed about it.
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quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I choose to make both love and war! I will make war on the mountain of laundry in the laundry room. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
That's a pretty good spot for making love, too.
Speaking of which, the drier, while it's on.....
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Who me? Good Lord no! I'm to busy folding the clothes that just came out of the dryer and a million other things. I was just suggesting something a little, er, hardier shall we say.
quote: Shame for corrupting an innocent Mormon boy.
I was only asking him to come make a daisy chain with me. Does that mean something I'm not aware of? I wasn't telling him to go sit on a washing machine. What do I look like to you? Dr. Ruth?
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I Googled. I sure did. I must not know how to google properly. I came up with pictures of little girls making daisy chains, pictures of daisy jewelry and some kind of daisy chain electronic part. I didn't go to page two of course. I admit I was a little scared.
So, my opinion remains the same, making a daisy chain is a chaste activity.
Dirty, Dirty minds. No wonder you hang out in the laundry room so often! Posts: 3771 | Registered: Sep 2002
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