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Tammy
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Define innocent.

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katharina
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So did I.

...maybe we should compare lists.

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Kama
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GMS?

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Tammy
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Growling Mad Scientists? [Confused]

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Kama
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GreNME Messaging System.

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katharina
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Good idea. [Smile]

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Kama
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TomDavidson
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"I didn't know daisy chain meant something dirty."

For years, I didn't know it meant something clean. [Smile]

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Tammy
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Testing, testing one, two three...

It's a good thing I'm not still twelve and playing on the playground with Kama and kat.

My feelings would have been mutilated.

[Smile]

*makes a daisy chain by herself*

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katharina
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What?? Oh! Oh, Tammy, I'm sorry. I didn't even think about that! Gyah. [Frown]

Turns out that Kama and I just agree that the Innocent Hatrack Mormon Boys probably get followed around by unicorns.

[ November 01, 2004, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Tammy
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*gives her daisy chain to kat*

This is the peace thread after all.

[Kiss]

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Scott R
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What follows around Innocent Hatrack Mormon Girls?

Shiva. Definitely Shiva.

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Sara Sasse
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Or Petronius.

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Scott R
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You kid.

Too prudish.

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Sara Sasse
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I am quite the prude,'tis true.

The Satyricon was how I learned of the office of "accomplished voluptuary."

Other kids passed around porn. Me, I went for the classics.

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Morbo
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What the hell, Noemon? Can't a guy evolve without commentary?
*declares war on Noemon*

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Sara Sasse
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*steps before her liege, as a Noemonic knight

Bring it on.

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Morbo
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Can't a guy declare war without hangers-on getting in the way? [Wink]

BTW, I stole that "evolve w/o commentary" line from Crossing Jordan last night, I love that show.

[ November 01, 2004, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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Sara Sasse
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*agressively strews flowers atop Morbo's head

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Dagonee
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*achoo*

Biological warfare! Biological warfare!

Doctors are always trouble.

Dagonee

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Sara Sasse
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*stabs Dag with a flu shot

[Wink]

Don't say I nevah did nuthin' for ya, schweetheart.

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Elizabeth
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OH MY G** !!!!!!!!!!

I just googled "daisy chain." Had to.

Try "sexual connotations of daisy chain."

Sara Sasse, what have you done? Another innocent past-time gone into the muck. Can I do my laundry now without thinking of sex? I cannot. Can I eat chicken wothout thinking of sex? Nope. Now I cannot thread flowers into a chain without thinking of what I am now thinking of.

Now I am off to the band potluck dinner. What will be there to sully my mind?

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TMedina
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I can't speak for Dag, Sara, but you do quite a bit for me. [Big Grin]

Elizabeth, was that a challenge? [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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Morbo
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AchhOOO! Woo hoo! Bio-war! Now I have Bush on my side.

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Tammy
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*la la...all we are saying, is give peace a chance*

*Continues to peacefully make her beautiful daisy chains*

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katharina
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*will NOT be googling daisy chain*

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The Shadow
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That's fortunate, because googling daisy chains are illegal in 13 states.

*Now I am off to the band potluck dinner. What will be there to sully my mind?*

MWHAHAHAH! Only the Shadow knows what evil lies. . . oh, wait. We're talking band geeks? No evil there, move along. Nothing to see here.

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ElJay
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Obviously you were never a band geek.

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Tammy
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*sings*

"If you're happy and you know it clap your hands..clap..clap"

edited song because it wasn't peaceful in any way!

[ November 03, 2004, 06:55 AM: Message edited by: Tammy ]

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Tammy
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Okay, I've had enough of this goofarie.

I'm now wearing my "save the planet" T-Shirt and I'm planting pine trees along I-40.

Pine trees...our natural air filters!

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Elizabeth
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Tammy, I hope you MEANT to say flute and daisy chain in the same sentence, because if not? Well, my dear, if you did it by accident, you are by far the most innocent naughty poster I have ever witnessed.

The band potluck dinner went off without a hitch. I was able to be completely mature, even in my own mind.

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TMedina
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They were banding together but pined away.

-Trevor

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Ophelia
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Potluck is pretty dirty to anyone who's seen the play Death Comes to Us All, Mary Agnes. Which is probably not that many people, when I think about it.
I have no idea how my theater director could have thought that play was appropriate for high-schoolers to put on for a competition . . .

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Tammy
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Elizabeth, yes, I'm afraid it was no accident. I apologize if it offended. [Smile]

You see, I'm so tired of innocent words being swallowed by the Great Ugly.

Why can't words mean just what they're suppose to mean?

Why is the world so complicated?

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Sara Sasse
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Because some wicked people are on a mission to run around deflowering innocent minds.

Duh.

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Tammy
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A mission you say? Oh no...are we back to flaming the poor Mormon boys?

*draws peace symbols in the sand with a stick of driftwood*

Deflowering? Who would steal an innocents daisies? Dogs!

[ November 02, 2004, 07:00 AM: Message edited by: Tammy ]

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Sara Sasse
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Woof.

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Tammy
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Meow!

Prrrrrrrrrrr!

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katharina
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I suspect that the Innocent Hatrack Mormon Boys have had to work fairly hard to stay that way, so I am not worried for them.

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Elizabeth
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Tammy, I am only offended in the "I Take Offense" thread. I just thought, oh my goodness, she REALLY walked into it this time, mentioning the "flute" and all, in conjunction with the daisy chain. Jeepers.

Meanwhile, I am desperately trying to turn my laundry room back into a regular laundry room, the way it used to be.

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Tammy
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OH Elizabeth, if you only knew how many times I actually do walk into it.

I didn't think I offended you. I was messing with ya. [Wink]

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Farmgirl
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Okay, everyone... it's basically OVER!!
[Group Hug]

So let's get back to peace between ourselves, and Hatrack...

FG

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Rakeesh
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Wait a minute...I'm an 'innocent Mormon boy'?! [Mad]

Alright, Jatraqueros, I need a list of easily-committed and quickly-completed major sins to committ. I got my Hatrack cred to think about [Wink]

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