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TMedina
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The Skippy List

It's amazing how much of the humor translates.

-Trevor
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dkw
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*snicker*

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33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.

34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
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49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
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194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.

195. Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
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newfoundlogic
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170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.
That would be awesome.
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Sara Sasse
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Hilarious. I read some aloud to my husband. [Smile]

Thanks for the humor tonight.
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Ryuko
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I read practically the entire thing to my roommate and friends. MUWAHAHA..

I win. [Wink]
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rivka
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My students should mind this one:
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87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
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dread pirate romany
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I tell my kids that.
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Boris
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Oh yeah, I laughed for hours at this thing [Smile] You should check some of his friends' lists. The one about using a cleaning rod and an M-16 to find meat for the tribe is awesome [Smile]
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HonoreDB
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I am forever in your debt for this link.

[No No] [ROFL] [No No]
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MEC
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This is hilarious.
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J T Stryker
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[ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]
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