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TheTick
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"I wish Jack would stop giving everything even remotely phallic those little wiggle lines. Makes me uncomfortable."

You noticed it too? [Angst]

Great job, Ralphie.

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Storm Saxon
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That was awesome, Ralphie. [Smile]

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Ralphie
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Thanks, guys.

quote:
Ralphie, you might want to change the title of the thread so people know there is a new masterpiece in the house.

Okey doke.

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Leonide
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*wipes tear from eye*

Beautiful, Toni.

Are ya gonna link to the original Death Cookie? I'm too busy (read: lazy) to look for the link

[Wink]

[ February 14, 2005, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: Leonide ]

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Ralphie
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Kira, they're all in my Ralphie album in the Jatraqueros portion of foobonic, here. Just click on the parody and then again to get the full version. [Smile]

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Da_Goat
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"You think YOU'VE got problems! My clicky pen just jammed on me! Oh, and, uh, it's got cancer."

Holy cow, I'm going to laugh up a lung!

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rivka
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A cancerous lung?

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Dan_raven
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with wiggly lines around it.

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Elizabeth
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Oh, Dan!!!!!!!!!

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Scott R
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imogen
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That was *great* Ralphie.

I'm a toss up between text crow and "SOMEbody needs some Black Strap Molasses" for my favourite. [Big Grin]

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Synesthesia
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That was so funny when they became text [ROFL]

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Ralphie
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Thanks again, guys. For taking the time to even read it. [Smile]

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MrSquicky
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You know, Ralphie, I might actually consider serving you Nescafe naked as a fitting tribute for these.

I've just always had a thing against Jack Chick ever since he bashed Christian Rock. I got saved the first time I heard The Triskadecapobian Apostles sing "Hellfire Swirlie (Satan gave me a wedgie)". Sure, the music sucked, but it led me to avoid an eternity of demons giving me wet willies and pushing me into the infernal girl's bathroom, so they're alright in my book...which is The Bible.

[ February 15, 2005, 06:54 PM: Message edited by: MrSquicky ]

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Megan
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It's been said before, but it bears repeating:

Ralphie, you rock. Seriously.

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Dragon
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amazing.

Ralphie

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Ralphie
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Mabus also made a Chick parody at the time, and I completely forgot to upload it (like an idiot). I've corrected my mistake, and you can find "The Day of the Lord" here.

Unfortunately, the text is small. But hopefully it's readable. Give all kudos to Mabus, as it is his brain child. [Smile]

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Mabus
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No responses, eh?

This is encouraging.

I should've known better than to compete with Ralphie.

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MrSquicky
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Mabus,
I don't know if that's neccesarily a parody. It's more like a retranslation with some exaggerated extrapolation thrown in. You made an argument, not a pardoy. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I don't know so much that people are going to find it entertaining or funny.

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Puffy Treat
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It seemed to be "anyone who disagrees with me is a fanatic who secretly loves Satan, hate, and other bad stuff".

In other words, it was just another typical Chick Tract...only mirror-image reversed.

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BannaOj
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"once you are saved you can be as awful to people as you want, especially those nasty A-rabs"

AJ

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BannaOj
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but I would agree, most of it was pretty deep and you have to know eschatology in order to see what you are making fun of. But if an audience is versed in pre-trib eschatology,they can see the sarcasm. I also need to go back and read the original too for comparison.

AJ

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Mabus
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Hmm.

Thanks for the feedback. Maybe it will help to think of it as a satire rather than a parody.

And maybe now that it's out of my system I can make something funnier, neh?

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