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Little_Doctor
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Sick of having to respond to idiotic posts. Well, here you go [Big Grin] :

Note: I did not write this. So I apologize if it offends anyone.

STANDARDIZED IDIOT REPLY FORM
Filled out by:
Directed at:

Congratulations (your name here)! You have been chosen to receive the SIRF, because of some really stupid thing you posted. Please, read the following lines. After reading these lines, take the advice shown. If you are incapable of taking the advice shown because you:
Cannot read
Have fewer than 5 brain cells
Can not count to 5
Or other problems
Please simply refrain from posting, ever again.

Thank you for your time. You are a: (check all that apply)
[ ] Clueless n00b/nub/newb
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Troll
[ ] Warez Monkey
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Freak
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Racist
[ ] Rules Lawyer
[ ] Fanatic
[ ] Satanist
[ ] Twit
[ ] Bully
[ ] Waste of Skin
[ ] Crybaby
[ ] "Expert"
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person
[ ] Rabid chipmunk
[ ] Person who obviously cannot type, but has been trained to respond to certain characters displayed on a monitor

Your post was: (check all that apply)
[ ] A flame
[ ] A waste of bandwidth
[ ] Lame
[ ] Stupid
[ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless
[ ] Idiotic
[ ] Arrogant
[ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible
[ ] Libelous
[ ] Ignorant
[ ] Fanatical
[ ] Boring
[ ] Dim
[ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful
[ ] Demented
[ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy
[ ] Weird
[ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome
[ ] Satanic
[ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent
[ ] Mind-numbing
[ ] Maladroit
[ ] Much longer than any thought of which you are capable

Your attention is drawn to the fact that: (check all that apply)
[ ] You posted what should have been e-mailed or private-messaged
[ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others
[ ] You self-righteously impose your political beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You flamed the Standardized Idiot Reply Form
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] What you posted has been done before ten million times
[ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time
[ ] You bumped an aged topic which should not have been
[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long, stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ trolley
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You made no sense
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cardboard box to be this clueless
[ ] You posted in t3h 7331z0rz to look k00wL
[ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet
[ ] You are a loser
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles

It is recommended that you: (check all that apply)
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Have your medicine adjusted, if you dot have medicine, get some.
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the Fine Manual
[ ] Consume excrement
[ ] Consume excrement and thus expire
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea of what you are doing

In closing, I'd like to say: (check all that apply)
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] I hate you
[ ] You should find a time machine, go back to the date of your birth, and kill yourself.
[ ] Most of the above
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above
[ ] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form

[ March 23, 2005, 03:53 PM: Message edited by: Little_Doctor ]

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ketchupqueen
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quote:
You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet

[ROFL]
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dkw
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What, exactly, does being quadriplegic have in common with all of your other reasons which questioned the reader's mental capacity?
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Teshi
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What dkw said.
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ketchupqueen
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I did wonder about that, as well. I suppose you couldn't throw yourself into a volcano without added difficulty...
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Little_Doctor
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Like I said, I didn't write it. That was a copy and paste job.
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ElJay
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Right, but by posting it, you're opening youself up to questions about it's content. Obviously you thought it had some value, or you wouldn't have posted it.

So add me to the list, since dkw, Teshi, & I seem to be the sensitive trimutive. [Smile]

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Teshi
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Yeah, this has happened before, hasn't it.
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ElJay
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*grin* In HRE's newsletter thread, yeah. But it was about a different issue, at least.
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Little_Doctor
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Well, I guess if you're quadriplegic, you'd have a hard time posting in the first place. So any post you made, would come out all non-sensible and such. But, you guys are correct, it really doesn't belong there. Want me to take it off?

[ March 23, 2005, 03:51 PM: Message edited by: Little_Doctor ]

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Lady Jane
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What do you think you should do?
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ketchupqueen
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quote:
Well, I guess if you're quadriplegic, you'd have a hard time posting in the first place. So any post you made, would come out all non-sensible and such
Um, this is debatable...
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maui babe
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That's not true. Quads are able to use computers with modifications and can certainly read and reply.

Extremely insensitive and not remotely funny.

I vote you get rid of it too.

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Little_Doctor
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I hate getting caught in this trap! I'll remove it!

Edit: By "trap", I mean the "What do you think you should do?". My mom always gets me with that one. [Big Grin]

[ March 23, 2005, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Little_Doctor ]

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TMedina
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Read the Fine Manual.

-Trevor

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dkw
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Good choice.
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Lady Jane
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*grin* I thought that was what you meant. My mom did the same thing. I briefly considered that it was manipulative, but I like that no matter what you do, you have to take responsibility for it. I hadn't expressed an opinion, so it seemed okay for me to say it.
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