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DragonLover
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Who would win a fight, Master Chief or Goku?

P.S. Yo, I'm here again. Stupid home computer blew up, well, actually it just got a virus.

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Mahabarata
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Master Chief. Beats anyone.
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Blasphemy. Goku can deflect bullets and can live through explosions without a scratch. What else does Master Chief have?

[ April 14, 2005, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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Depends on who's rules they're fighting under. I imagine in the Dragonball universe, Master Chief would pick up some advantages, and in the Halo universe, Goku would lose many.
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Scott R
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Sailor Moon would beat them both, whilst giggling.
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Master Chef. He would cook a big meal with something strange like shark's intestines or something and while Goku's eating it smack him in the head with the wok.
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Master Chief has better legs.
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twinky
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Samus would toast them both. [Razz]
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master chief would just tell goku about all the inconsistancies in his(goku's) universe, and then goku's head would explode.
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This ridiculous. Th idea that anyone, Samus, Master Chief, Superman... anyone could best Goku is sheer naivety.

Goku can blow up planets, people. It would take Master Chief a millenia of aiming his machine gun down at the ground to what Goku could do in a second with the flick of his wrist. Goku could tear through those precious tanks Master Chief relies on so much like a hot knife through butter. Bullets bounce off Goku with no greater effect then dust particles have on us.

Honestly, Master Chief better then Goku? Some people need to get a life.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Sailor Moon can definatly crush them both!

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I don't even know who Goku is, but it sounds like he's from an anime, which means he loses.

[Wink]

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Oh come on! Why do you discriminate against anime?
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It's not that he's from anime that's the problem.

It's that he's from stupid anime.

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I think that.....no I don't know what I think. I don't like Dragonball Z (?). I've only played Halo 2 and it was once. I'd say that Captain America would win. [Razz]
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MC doesn't have a chance.
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You don't have a chance. [Razz]
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I don't have a chance! [Razz] Captain America would win. He can survive a nuclear explosion. What proof more do you need? [Dont Know]
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http://www.phantomcastle.it/phantom/dragonball_file/Pagina2/Goku%20super%20sayan%20livello3.jpg

[Angst]

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::salutes::
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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So what if he can survive that?
Goku can survive the destruction of a planet! Seriously, how many times did he come back from the dead?
captain America would be like Satan to him.
NOTE: I didn't mean Satan as in the devil, I meant it as Videl's dad. In America he is called "Hercule". Which is a pretty stupid name if you ask me. Just like Hell. It was remaned "HFIL" They took away part of the E and first L so that it turned into the abreviation of "Home for Infinate Losers". How retarded is that?!

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I bet Lady Jaguara could take him.
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Of course you all are assuming that Lion-O isn't in this competition.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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I used to watchem in spanish when I was like five. Or three.
A neighbor of mine had the sword, which I used to re-enact the "Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho!" part.
Goku would still win though.
EDIT: and when he did, Sailor Moon would get him. [Wink]

[ April 14, 2005, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Altáriël of Dorthonion ]

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Lion-O would get his rear handed to him by just about any other cartoon leader. Including, but not limited to Optimus Prime, Duke, Quicksilver, Leader One, and Papa Smurf.
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Master Chief is so resourceful! All he needs is a weapon...

I remember at Christmastime, after we got our new X-Box and were obsessively playing Halo, my daughter said something. I heard it as "Hey! Did you see that Master Chief?" She was pointing out the window. I figured someone had a big Master Chief on display with a Santa hat on or something. To my embarrassment, she had really said "Manger scene"...

Of course, after that, we imagined a manger scene with Halo characters... All the grunts were peering into a pod at a harmless infant, but no, that isn't a big baby head - it's the Master Chief's helmet! He leaps from the manger, gun blazing...

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Arbiter our savior! Stupid jackal, say thank you!
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Do you feel an unexplained kinship with Goku and Vegeta? Is there a little voice inside that urges you to power up? If you think you may have been a super-saiyan in a previous life, here's a few tips for reclaiming your heritage.

Difficulty: N/A

Time Required: Lifelong Study
Here's How:

1. First, the obvious: actually being a saiyan would help immensely. Barring that however, you must learn to think like a saiyan. Saiyans love a challenge. They use their time wisely ("boredom" is out of the question) and they never settle for less than their personal best.

2. Train, train and train some more.

3. A saiyan's power comes from within. Learn to focus your energy on the task at hand.

4. As we learned from Goku's many battles, strategy is just as important as strength. Put on your thinking cap and start thinking outside the box. Try a few logic puzzles to get you started. They're addicting [Smile]

5. Are you training yet?

6. Even though Gohan wanted to spend more time with his father, Goku agreed that his schoolwork was just as important. The moral? The mind is a terrible thing to waste. Get busy broadening your mental horizons.

7. A saiyan is in touch with his (or her) surroundings and, as we all know, can use the energy from other living creatures to help boost his own power. Are you on good terms with the Earth?

8. No, you're still not finished. Keep training.

9. Becoming a super saiyan (or anything else for that matter) doesn't happen overnight. So, unless you have access to a hyperbolic chamber, you're going to have to learn a little thing called patience. Relax, Vegeta... everything comes in its own time.

10. The final step? Perserverance. Saiyans never give up and neither should you.

now if some one can find how to be Master Cheif, we can have them fight.
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Genetically engineer a human, add cybornetics, add one spartan super suit, add one "cortana" computer program, name it John.
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Let the fight begin?
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Scott R
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Lion-O would get his rear handed to him by just about any other cartoon leader. Including, but not limited to Optimus Prime, Duke, Quicksilver, Leader One, and Papa Smurf.
Leader One? Of the Go-bots?

Pfft. Captain California could mop up the floor with him. Lion-o would demolish LO with less than a thought.

Quicksilver. . . who's that?

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Quicksilver was the leader of the Silverhawks.

And whatever, man. Even the Heart kid from Captain Planet could kick Lion-O's butt.

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The Cheat could beat Lion-O with both hands duct taped behind his back, and little pieces of duct tape over his eyes, and Lion-O could have a spear, even.
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Akira has 'em all beat. [Wink]
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The Cheat doesn't have hands. He's got, like, flippers or something.
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I don't know about Master Chief, but I do know that Master Shake could take 'em.

All he would need is his PDA and a little help from MC Pee Pants...

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would that be the giant spider, the cow, or the worm?
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Saxon, why did that read as lick Lion-O's... never mind.

Don't forget that the scorpion in Halo was indestructible. Except to my 5 year old. Also, It would appear Master Chief spends less time working on his hair, so that's got to be a plus.

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quote:
The Cheat doesn't have hands. He's got, like, flippers or something.
I can SO hear this being said by Strongbad. LOL.
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Now Captain Kirk vs LionO.

Now there would be a fight worth...

worth...

well...

not much actually.

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Mastershake could just push goku, then goku would explode.
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I win! Everyone else stopped arguing so I declare victory.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Over my dead body!
*Stabs him in the back with a flag bearing my insignia*
"HA ha ha ha ha!!!!" I say with peace and love signs on my hands as SteveRogers falls face down and my flag moves with the wind.

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how sweet would it be if we got a Halo 2 clan with EG gamertags, i.e. Crazy Tom, Fly Molo, Dink Meeker, etc....
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