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Topic: Kent
katharina
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posted April 22, 2005 03:27 PM
Hey, Kent - you are a Star Wars fan, LDS, and married. Is there any chance you are my brother?
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Cow-Eating Man
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posted April 22, 2005 03:30 PM
If those are the only criteria, he could also be Jon Boy, T_Smith, Pat or any number of others.
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katharina
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posted April 22, 2005 03:30 PM
My brother's name is Kent.[ April 22, 2005, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
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Cow-Eating Man
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posted April 22, 2005 03:31 PM
Oh, sure, go poking holes in my theories.
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katharina
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posted April 22, 2005 03:33 PM
Welcome, Kent, by the way, even if you aren't my brother.
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katharina
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posted April 22, 2005 03:36 PM
*pout* He's ignoring me.
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Kent
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posted April 22, 2005 03:37 PM
I'm your brother in spirit, if not biologically. I'm surprised everyone has been so welcoming. As meber 7850 I'm surprised you even noticed I'm here. I've been reading Ornery and posting there for years, but everyone there is too smart for me to keep up with.
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 03:47 PM
Don't be surprised.
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Kent
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posted April 22, 2005 03:47 PM
Oh, stop it some more. [ April 22, 2005, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Kent ]
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Raia
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posted April 22, 2005 03:48 PM
Bruchim Haba'im, Kent!
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 03:49 PM
Don't worry, she won't eat you if she has to pay shipping. We worked out last night that while my daughter would be perfectly acceptable for a ritual sacrifice, she's only interested if I deliver at no cost.
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 03:58 PM
I didn't say no cost! I merely expressed dismay that you didn't provide delivery.
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 03:59 PM
And I said, you pay the airfare, I'll deliver her.
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 04:07 PM
That does not qualify as a "modest fee."
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SteveRogers
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posted April 22, 2005 04:15 PM
Howdy, Kent! Welcome to the place I like to call, " Home of the Padded Walls."
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Derrell
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posted April 22, 2005 06:09 PM
rivka, are mormons part of a kosher diet?
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Raia
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posted April 22, 2005 06:10 PM
Yeah, you just can't have them with dairy products.
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 06:15 PM
Derrell, it largely depends on how they are slaughtered...
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Da_Goat
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posted April 22, 2005 06:17 PM
quote: I've been reading Ornery and posting there for years, but everyone there is too smart for me to keep up with. ...And so you came here? HEY![ April 22, 2005, 06:18 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 06:19 PM
quote: quote: rivka, are mormons part of a kosher diet? Yeah, you just can't have them with dairy products. Not true. People are pareve. quote: Derrell, it largely depends on how they are slaughtered... Also not true. People do not require proper shechita (ritual slaughter).
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Raia
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posted April 22, 2005 06:20 PM
*is strongly reminded of Tom Lehrer's song "National Brotherhood Week"*[ April 22, 2005, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 06:21 PM
Wouldn't that be, ". . . and everybody ate the Jews"?
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Raia
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posted April 22, 2005 06:25 PM
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 06:36 PM
But rivka, I thought that's what I was supposed to be sending you the baby for ! Ritual Passover slaughter![ April 22, 2005, 06:37 PM: Message edited by: ketchupqueen ]
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 06:37 PM
Traditionally, a lamb is used.
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 06:54 PM
*sighs* Rivka, don't you know about your own religion? Everyone knows that Jews eat a Christian baby at Passover. Of course, some other Christians say that's why Mormons have so many babies, because they don't get stolen by Jews, but we know we're Christian.
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 07:02 PM
Do I look like Leopold Hilsner to you?
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 07:07 PM
I don't know. Did he have pretty hair? *thinks of rivka washing her hair* *smiles*
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rivka
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posted April 22, 2005 07:09 PM
From blood libel to creepy stalker in two posts.
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whiskysunrise
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posted April 22, 2005 08:46 PM
You two are making me laugh.[ April 22, 2005, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: whiskysunrise ]
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Kent
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posted April 22, 2005 08:49 PM
I'm really getting uncomfortable with my name becoming associated with human sacrifice and other acts of inhumanity. I should have used an alias like Joe or Fred.
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 22, 2005 09:18 PM
*laughs* Just because the baby's getting eaten, doesn't mean she's not human . It's all good.
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Kent
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posted April 22, 2005 10:02 PM
Good? As in . . . DELICIOUS?[ April 22, 2005, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: Kent ]
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Peter
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posted April 22, 2005 10:48 PM
Kent, your name will be used however we feel like using it, and associated with whatever we feel like associating it with. Feel helpless yet?? [ April 22, 2005, 11:21 PM: Message edited by: Peter ]
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Theca
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posted April 22, 2005 11:19 PM
Speaking of Kent associations, back when I was a kid my brother had a superman doll roughly the same size as my Barbie dolls. We always just called him Kent, even when he was saving people. So I have very definite ideas of what Kents should be like.[ April 22, 2005, 11:28 PM: Message edited by: Theca ]
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Kwea
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posted April 23, 2005 12:03 AM
quote: quote:I've been reading Ornery and posting there for years, but everyone there is too smart for me to keep up with. Beaten to the punch.....
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Jon Boy
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posted April 23, 2005 12:55 AM
quote: Hey, Kent - you are a Star Wars fan, LDS, and married. Is there any chance you are my brother? quote: If those are the only criteria, he could also be Jon Boy, T_Smith, Pat or any number of others. But . . . but . . . we're her brothers, too!
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 23, 2005 12:55 AM
Ah, it's so nice to see a newbie with a sense of humor.
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FlyingCow
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posted April 23, 2005 04:47 AM
I'm still hung up on the fact that people were too smart on Ornery.... so he came here...
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Kent
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posted April 23, 2005 11:43 AM
It took me five years on Ornery for me to figure out that they were smarter than me, so how smart do you think I am?
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ketchupqueen
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posted April 23, 2005 03:59 PM
Obviously not smart enough to avoid implying we're stupid.
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Kent
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posted April 23, 2005 04:19 PM
I didn't mean "all" of you, maybe just YOU. Yes, you. You know who you are.
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Shigosei
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posted April 24, 2005 04:39 AM
Okay, everyone! Lay off the newbie!
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Alcon
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posted April 24, 2005 05:13 AM
He's only allowed to eat some of them.
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Megan
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posted April 24, 2005 09:22 AM
*pokes everybody*[ April 24, 2005, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Megan ]
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