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Dan_raven
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A female friend of mine is really into womens magazines. Specifically Cosmo. She is an expert, a real Cosmo=logist.

She asked me how many of those magazines I've read. I answered, "Cosmo-Naught."
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Sounds like a Messier relationship than I'd ever want to be in.
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Dagonee
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The Latino farmer's guild: La Grange.
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Bob_Scopatz
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It's not polite to point
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The Missouri Association for Library Linguistics had a website, including a message board, and they hired an extremely tall guy to moderate the Teaching Effectiveness Program section of the board. After he was fired from that job, he became a forerunner in the gynecology world known for the nice way he interacted with his patients while performing procedures designed to treat cervical dysplasia. Some of his patients who know about his former employment even say:

Once MALL's TEP forum man, one giant LEEP foreman's kind. [ROFL]

They have just invented a new method for measuring shoe sizes. It determines the size by the thickness of the skin on the bottom of your feet.

They call it the Sole-r system.
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Dan_raven
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I think I've been out done. [Hail]
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Elizabeth
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I find it extremely unfair that this smackdown occurred when I was away at a music festival. Really, Bob, what a cosmic wimpout!
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