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DavidGill
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An example:

Manhattan, KS

Got any more?

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Jhai
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There's so many in Indiana...

Brazil, Indiana comes instantly to mind.

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kojabu
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Florida, NY

Rome, NY

Italy, NY

and Naples, NY

most of these are located in upstate-ish NY.

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London, KY
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Delaware, OH.

Which would be more amusing if I didn't have a strong suspicion that a letter I sent there two weeks ago actually ended up in Delaware :mumble:.

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There are so many cases like this it's usually no big deal, but the juxtaposition I'm picturing in "London, KY" makes me giggle.

--Enigmatic

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Ottawa, KS Now I know why I feel at home here, I'm oxymoronic
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Miami, OK

Though it's pronounced my-AH-muh here.

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Paris, Athens, Italy, and Troy are all in Texas...
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The Pixiest
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Pittsburg KS (note the lack of a final H)
Nevada MO (pronouced nuh-VAY-duh)
Cairo IL (KAY-roh)

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Sorry but Paris, Texas has to take the title here. Though I'm sure many here will be more than willing to vote for Happy, Texas as well (I'm not one of those of course.)
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DavidGill
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Rome, GA.
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Miami, OH
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Annie
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Surprisingly enough, Amsterdam, Montana is in fact full of Dutch people.

Belgrade and Manhattan, however, are full of Cowboys.

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Hell, MI
Paradise, MI

Now if there was Purgatory, MI, that would be about right.

Ni!

[ August 03, 2005, 11:14 AM: Message edited by: kwsni ]

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T_Smith
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Berlin, NH
Heaven, TX
Earth, NM
Hell, Michagan

(I've been to Heaven, Hell and Earth)

Portland, Maine

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Kwea
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I was gong to post the Hell, MI one...


But how about Holland, MI?

They have a tulip festival there too, with windmills everywhere...it is really beautiful.

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Tatiana
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There's also a California, MO. I've been to their waste water treatment plant. [Big Grin] (It's a big tourist mecca.)
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There's a Philadelphia and a Paris in TN.

Also, a Memphis.

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Berlin, IL
Athens, IL
Peru, IL
Mexico, MO

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quote:
Originally posted by bunbun:
Also, a Memphis.

All my exes used to live in Texas, but now one hangs her hat in (Memphis) Tennessee...
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These aren't oxymoronic, but they're my favorite city names

Joe, MT
Truth or Consequences, NM

The only towns named after a quarterback and a game show, respectively.

[ August 07, 2005, 06:20 PM: Message edited by: El JT de Spang ]

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Will B
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Virginia, MN. (It's at the north end, where the weather is un-Virginia-like.)
Social Circle, GA. (Too small to be accurate.)
Rhine, GA. (It's not even on a river.)
Metropolis, IL. (Population 6,482.)
Towns, GA. (There's only one of it.)

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For those who like Dr Pepper:

Dublin, TX

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Narnia
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Uh T_Smith...Portland, Maine came first. We're the oxymoron over here in Oregon. [Smile]

The killer for me is Versailles, KY. And they pronounce it "Ver-SALES." It's terrible!!!

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I don't see how any of these are oxymorons. They're just places named after other places. Is "David Bowie" an oxymoron because he's not really the king of Israel?
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University of Miami in Oxford, Ohio
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in my opinion, they're oxymorons because of the type of place that they are. Like if you consider Italy, and then the place called Italy, NY it just seems so different. Or weather wise, Jamaica, NY and Jamaica: hurricanes vs. snow.
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Monkey's Eyebrow, KY

There ain't no monkeys

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Venice, CA

Or, as it was explained to me close to twenty years ago, "the one without the canals."

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*tear* not true Venice
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DavidGill
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They're oxymorons (most of them) because the places are contradictions.

Manhattan=big buildings, millions of people, lots of culture

Kansas=short buildings, millions of farm animals, lots of wheat

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North Pole, NY
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Hollywood, Fl??
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Las Vegas, NM
New Rome, OH. There are good stories about this village. It WAS run very poorly. NOW it doesn't exist.

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Starr R
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Florida, MA
Naples, FL
Treasure Island, FL
San Antonio, FL


Towns, GA. (There's only one of it.)

That made me smile.

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What about Greenland??
I heard it is freazing there most of time and not very green.

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Starr R
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Beverly Hills, FL
Avon Park, Palm Springs,
and Christmas, FL

And, believe it or not, but this is a real place--Yeehaw Junction. I've driven through it; intersection of Fla's Turnpike and Hwy 60. Not much to shout about. *shrug*

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quote:
Originally posted by Hmm216:
Hollywood, Fl??

I thought I read somewhere that Hollywood, Florida was the original. There also used to be a Hollywood, Illinois, but it merged with Grossdale and Brookfield to become a much larger Brookfield. That area of town is still known by the locals as Holllywood, just as areas of Chicago are called things like Bucktown and Streeterville and Jackson Park.
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Nevada, Washington, California, and Mexico are all towns in Missouri. (Some of these were mentioned before.)

There's also a real small community near where I live called Dixie that doesn't look anything like the South.

Narnia: "The killer for me is Versailles, KY. And they pronounce it "Ver-SALES." It's terrible!!!" There's a Versailles, MO, too, and we say it Ver-SALES as well.

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Upstate NY.

An oxymoron because it refers to EVERYTHING in the state of New York upstate of the George Washington Bridge, including the "Downstate Correctional Facility." But by the time you actually get far enough north to call it upstate, it's called "The North Country."

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quote:
Originally posted by The Reader:
Las Vegas, NM

It's interesting to note that this is the older of the two towns with that name.
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~ Virginia, Idaho (don't know if that was the name of city but there was an area called VA).

~ Switzerland, FL (At the time, I was living in northern FL while attending grad school. I was in a car w/several people driving to Jacksonville, about 40 miles away. In making conversation, I asked one of the guys where he was from, he replied he had grown up in "Switzerland" and I said, "Oh wow!" All 3 of my passengers laughed at me and informed me Switzerland was a small area in FL...that was the Switzerland to which he had been referring.

~ That was surprising to read that there is a Hell, MI. Yikes! How awful it might be for someone giving directions to a lost visitor (ie go to Hell, then turn at the 2nd exit, etc.)

[ August 06, 2005, 11:56 AM: Message edited by: Nitasmile ]

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One more, it isn't an oxymoron but it's name totally describes the town. It is Nitro, WVa. Growing up, we lived in nearby Charleston, WV for a short time. This town of Nitro smells terribly! It reeks due to chemical manufacturing plants and their contributions to the atmosphere. Thee was a bridge that we would go over and at times we would see people holding their noses as they drove over the bridge.

Note- I am basing this on my childhood memory, as I haven't been there in nearly 25 years. Hopefully citizens have activated and the smell is gone.

[ August 06, 2005, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: Nitasmile ]

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quote:
Joe, MN
*ahem* ... MT

But Joe changed its name back to Ismay. I think it happened when the 49ers started sucking.

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Paris Idaho
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There's also a Hurricane, WV, and I believe a Tornado, WV as well, though that one I'm not entirely sure of.
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Another reason that your country sucks! You're totally uncreative!

[Mad]

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Blame the first settlers.
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Kiwi, I dunno if Holland really counts as an oximoron. It's very very Dutch.

Ni!

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