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James Tiberius Kirk
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Our basement has a window that opens into our backyard. Since the entire basement is below ground level, the the window has a metal-sided "ditch" around it so that the window opens into something other than dirt. Imagine a walk-out basement with a window instead of a door and no stairs. As you might expect, it's not much of a view, but it's main purpose is to let heat out during the summer.

ANYWAY... a small rabbit, apparently curious and not heeding his mother's warnings (who is currently wandering around the backyard looking for him) has fallen into this ditch. It has been pawing at the window for the past few days, and for a while we didn't know what the sound was. Guesses ranged from a mouse to a snake, and everything in between, but we finally looked out and spotted the critter.

Now we have to get him out of there. I would hop down there with him and lift him myself, but its too small a space for me to crouch, and to deep for me to lie down over the edge, reach in, and grab him. Opening the window from down here is out of the question right now, as I'm fairly certain that the bunny will jump past me and run free in the house.

So I've got a plan that works in theory... I took a cardboard box, tossed in some lettuce poked a hole in one of its flaps, tied a string to it, and lowered it down. The other end of the string is sitting under a rock so it doesn't fall in. We're hoping that when he gets hungry enough he'll jump in and we can hoist him out.

...and right now my sister is telling me that the bunny is jumping on top of the box in an attempt to reach the ledge.

*ahem* I'm open to suggestions.

--j_k

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Put some more boxes in to make "stairs" for him?
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[ROFL]

Now I have to clean fresca off my screen.

heeheeheehee

I didn't have anything useful to add, but I like KQ's idea of stairs. Go for it! [Big Grin]

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James Tiberius Kirk
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kq: a stairway and/or a ramp are looking like the best options right now. I need to find some suitable objects, first... he can jump pretty high, it seems, so we won't need many steps.

Now he's back to pawing at the window again...

--j_k

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Maybe the catcher box needs to be bigger, so he can't get on top of it. Poor bunny! We're pulling for him!

Kudos, Cap'n!

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Put some boxes in, and then lay boards on top to make a simple ramp. I bet he'll go for it.
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In the words of the immortal Mitch Hedberg, It's the cutest infestation ever.

Jen

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I might be picturing your basement incorrectly, but in my mind's eye this makes sense: Why not open the window into a box or some sort of container that the rabbit can jump/fall/crawl into? If he's pawing at it so much, he'll probably go straight through if you open it, and then you can catch him. Would that work?
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James Tiberius Kirk
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And as it turns out, I was wrong about one detail. There is a screen covering the window, so if I were to open it, I'd have to remove it before making any sort of rescue attempt. Probably would have to find a way keep the rabbit in one corner away from the window so that he doesn't jump through while I remove the screen and position the box.

Good suggestions [Big Grin] I'm taking notes. I'm going to try some of these tomorrow... it's dark now, so my bunny-catching skills are limited. Meanwhile, I need to find some planks... or some long pieces of cardboard...

--j_k

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Oh, poor bunny! He must be terrified. [Frown]

Might there be a way to use teamwork and have one person hold the box right under the window while the other opens the screen, so he doesn't have a chance to run loose in the house?

Just make sure he doesn't starve to death in the meantime...that'd really make the view lousy. [Eek!]

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quote:
the immortal Mitch Hedberg
That was the suckiest immortality ever.
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Enigmatic
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Let the bunny in so he can hop over to your computer and read Bunny-based webcomics.

--Enigmatic

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Miriya
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Hmmmm we've had a rabbit population explosion where we live. I was told by the folks at Animal Aid that they don't trap rabbits because rabbits instictively don't enter boxes and the like.

It sounded like they knew what they were talking about, so you may want to concentrate on the ladder approach rather than the "box it and hoist it out" approach.

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*nod* Rabbits avoid boxes like the plague. They strongly dislike them; it'll take some real desperation -- perhaps coupled with starvation pangs -- to get him in there.

On the other hand, the "steps" idea is probably a pretty good one. [Smile]

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Synesthesia
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Some rabbits like boxes.
Try to lure him out with parsley. Mine loves parsley.

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How about hanging a burlap bag (or fishing net, or something else with a coarse texture) over the edge of the hole? IIRC, bunnies have strong claws, which must be sharp when they're young -- so maybe he culd climb up if he had some footholds.
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Megan
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So, what happened with the bunny?

I want to know!

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We had a skunk trapped like that once in the window well below our office. The custodians had thrown a few trash bags from the lunchroom in the window well and the skunk had gone in for a meal. We put the end of a board in the hole and the next morning he was gone.

However, the lazy union janitors making more money than we engineers and the smelly trash bags were not gone. Hmph.

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James Tiberius Kirk
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A day later, the bunny is still there.

In fact, now we have two.

*sigh*

We're working on getting boxes down there as steps. My little sister was squatting down there with a flashlight just now; I also think we have some netting we can use.

I might try laying the netting flat, tie some strings to it, and pull them up...

--j_k

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Tatiana
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Oh please put food and water for the bunny. If it's been 3 days they must be famished and dehydrated.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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Nourishment won't be a problem-- anything they need I can drop down there.

So now they're nibbling on some lettuce right next to the window.

--j_k

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Could you just cut the screen and then replace it?
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quote:

A day later, the bunny is still there.

In fact, now we have two.

*blink* That's faster than that usually happens.

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Let me point out that rabbits cannot subsist on iceberg lettuce, although iceberg lettuce CAN provide all the water they need.

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Synesthesia
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Indeed. That is why Bernie gets Romaine lettuce instead.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I suggest we eat him with taters instead. Did anyone jot down the reciepe from Sam?
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Check Dags recipe site... [Wink]
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James Tiberius Kirk
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w00t! We got 'em out-- after trying the stairway trick, we eventually just decided to try and corner one of them and get him to hop inside. They started hopping around and trying to get out as soon as they saw me, so it was easy to "catch" one, once we found a box that was the right size.

Thanks, all [Smile]

--j_k

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Great! You can cook them now!
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*Growls*
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Fine Syn, you're invited to the feast too.
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Am I the only one who thought that Bob the Bobcat could have solved this problem quickly. [Evil]
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Synesthesia
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*Growls over eating rabbits*
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Don't wild momma rabbits reject their young if they've had contact with humans? I know this was what I was always told... maybe my parents were just trying to keep me away from the babies.
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I've always wanted to eat rabbit (and horse). I don't know where I could find if prepared, though.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I don't quite fathom eating horse. I want to eat rabbit, deer and buffalo though. Just like the native americans.
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I've eaten rabbit, deer, and buffalo.
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MPH - perhaps a German restaurant? Hasenpfeffer is supposed to be excellent, although I've not yet tried it. My local favorite, Schnitzelplatz, doesn't serve it (or at least not yet...)
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I've eaten deer, buffalo, moose, and aligator.

Some critters that I haven't eaten but that I want to include elk, rabbit, horse, ostrich, dog, and guinie pig.

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Hey, JTK! Tell us when a buffalo lands in that little death pit of yours!
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Deer, buffalo, ostrich, goat, rattlesnake, and alligator here.
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The only "weird" thing I've eaten is eel, and that isn't even all that weird.

It's darn yummy, though.

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quote:
Originally posted by Goody Scrivener:
Don't wild momma rabbits reject their young if they've had contact with humans? I know this was what I was always told... maybe my parents were just trying to keep me away from the babies.

Actually, they don't for some reason.
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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
quote:
Originally posted by Goody Scrivener:
Don't wild momma rabbits reject their young if they've had contact with humans? I know this was what I was always told... maybe my parents were just trying to keep me away from the babies.

Actually, they don't for some reason.
Some human parents will reject their young if they have come into contact with rabbits. Those parents will often tell their children to stay away from rabbits. They make up the story about the rejecting rabbit parents as a cover-up for how easily they will reject their own children.

Just saying.

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Oh, I've eaten ostrich, goat, and alligator, too. And shark and reindeer. I've had elk, but I don't think I've had moose. No rattlesnake. I don't think I've eaten any kind of snake or bug. . . at least, no bugs on purpose.

I didn't care for rabbit, but I eat buffalo more often than beef. And the reindeer sausage was excellent.

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Some human parents will reject their young if they have come into contact with rabbits. Those parents will often tell their children to stay away from rabbits. They make up the story about the rejecting rabbit parents as a cover-up for how easily they will reject their own children.

Just saying.

Tante, I think you've hit it on the head!!! Funny how now that I want to be rejected, I can't manage to break free.... [Razz]
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I've had rabbit a few times, and I have to say that it is the second grossest meat I've ever eaten. The very worst I've had is bear. Reading that passage in the Narnia books when the kids eat raw bear always makes me gag a little to imagine it.
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don't think I've eaten any kind of snake or bug. . . at least, no bugs on purpose.
Before you qualified that, I was thinking " I thought she rode a motorcycle...".

[Wink]

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Hm. I quite liked rabbit meat.
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What is it like?
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I've eaten bugs on purpose, but only ants. If you're going to try it I recommend the small brown ants, as they are very sweet. The bigger black ants have less of a flavor but are easier to feel walking around the inside of your mouth if you don't bite them right away. That's a pretty weird feeling.

--Enigmatic

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