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Twinky: A teddy bear would just as soon gut you as look at you. The only reason they don't is they like to be held. You keep cuddling that teddy bear, buddy, because as soon as you outgrow it and put it in a box in the closet SSNIKT! out come the razor sharp claws and the midnight disembowelings.
Storm: Opossums are kinda cute actually, but it's been fairly well established that Ilikemonkeys.
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♪ Oh, I'm gonna be a monkey A monkey, monkey, monkey A monkey, monkey, monkey ♫ Oh, I'm gonna be a monkey A monkey, monkey, monkey Would you like to be one, too? ♫
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See, the thing you don't know about monkeys, Enigmatic, is that those long arms are perfect, just perfect, for strangulation.
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Don't I, Teshi? Er, no! I mean of course I don't. I wouldn't know anything about any strangulations by monkey that had happened recently. Gotta go!
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