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bunbun works weekends in an Asian antique shop.
A customer comes in. "I'm looking for a large blanket chest."
bunbun: "Here's a nice Tibetan trunk."
Customer: "It's too old."
bunbun: "Here's a nice Malaysian trunk."
Customer: "Oh, that's too Oriental."
I'm thinking, if "old" and "Oriental" are reasons not to buy something, a store with "Asian Antiques" in large letters on the front door might not be the shop for you.
bunbun handled it with her usual aplomb: "Have you considered looking at Pier One?"
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Maybe he's just looking for a math tutor or something;). Or hoping that she likes bratty high school boys more than well established, devilishly handsome lawyers. One can hope, man. One can hope.
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You know, it took me a full 30 seconds to figure out why Dagonee would find Kweas comment so funny. Men...
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Liz, was it good for you? I thought you might like it, as the post referred to things Asian.... Posts: 15082 | Registered: Jul 2001
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Damn it! I get things! I get them all the time! I just didnt get THIS one. And Bob, who is this other you are outing?
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Let us get this straight. It is not I who have the thing about Asian "stuff." It is just my job to point a finger at the one who does.
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Liz, everyone knows that the one who smells it is usually it.
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i geuss I pushed that joke a little far and spoiled it oh well. I know this little red head and she was hawt, But now there are like 3-4 asians girls around now so I'm pleasently distracted. Hanging out at the chinese club has its advantages.
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quote:Originally posted by Kwea: Then again, when wouldn't you....
Well, you wouldn't when you got it.
You know, if that is a consistent problem they make pills for that. Look into it, it might help you with that little...hmmm....problem. Posts: 15082 | Registered: Jul 2001
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i geuss I pushed that joke a little far and spoiled it oh well. I know this little red head and she was hawt, But now there are like 3-4 asians girls around now so I'm pleasently distracted. Hanging out at the chinese club has its advantages.
