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Topic: If God emailed you and said you were Chosen to be his saviour you would...
Blayne Bradley
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posted October 04, 2005 02:45 PM
I personally would forward it to someone else. Others said they'ld delete it and block the sender
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KPhysicsGeek
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posted October 04, 2005 02:47 PM
probably think it was a hoax. (delete, block sender) If I became convinced it was real, I would probably have a mental breakdown.
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Gryphonesse
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posted October 04, 2005 02:50 PM
I seriously doubt God has me on the email list...
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Dan_raven
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posted October 04, 2005 02:53 PM
I accidently put God on my spam list.
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Megan
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posted October 04, 2005 02:55 PM
Given Fed-Ex's connection to Kinkos, I'm skeptical that he has any alliance there. I think he might use UPS or DHL or something, though.
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Architraz Warden
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posted October 04, 2005 02:57 PM
After working for a shipping company, I'm convinced when it comes to packages there is nothing safe, sacred, or special about the process.
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KarlEd
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posted October 04, 2005 03:00 PM
I'd reply asking for more details. After all, if he's trying to find another one, he must have realized the last one didn't work out so well.
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ifmyheartcouldbeat
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posted October 04, 2005 03:03 PM
I'd ask him.."wow...how many declines did you get before you got to my name on the list?"
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Nell Gwyn
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posted October 04, 2005 04:57 PM
*singing* Jesus called me on my cell-phone... Altar Boyz.
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Sterling
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posted October 04, 2005 05:17 PM
I'd probably be tempted to reply something like "No offense, Almighty, but if you really want me to enter into a life-altering course I'd rather see something along the lines of a burning bush than the common tool of ten million spammers."
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Dan_raven
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posted October 04, 2005 05:22 PM
God tried calling me on my cell phone, but he wasn't in my calling plan.
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Olivet
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posted October 04, 2005 05:46 PM
...really wonder why He needed a savior, being God and all.
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raventh1
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posted October 04, 2005 06:05 PM
Delete it, if he gets past my spam and filters next time, maybe it really is God?
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JannieJ
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posted October 04, 2005 06:18 PM
Is the email domain dot god or dot com? That's how you could tell if it's real or not.
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Megan
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posted October 04, 2005 06:21 PM
This thread makes me want to bump the "God, you say" thread.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 04, 2005 06:22 PM
Olivet, that's what I was thinking.
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Olivet
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posted October 04, 2005 07:02 PM
LOL! I first read that as "Bob likes it when you bump the 'God, you say' thread."
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted October 04, 2005 07:13 PM
quote: If God emailed you and said you were Chosen to be his saviour you would... refuse to give my bank account number.
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Nell Gwyn
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posted October 04, 2005 07:23 PM
I was reminded of the Nigerian millionaire scam emails too - with emails from God, I'd probably just archive them. I'd be tempted to reply and try to mess with him, but I don't know if I actually would...just in case.[ October 04, 2005, 08:15 PM: Message edited by: Nell Gwyn ]
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Avatar300
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posted October 04, 2005 07:39 PM
If God emailed me and said I was Chosen to be his saviour I would explain to him that I'm very sorry but I only help those who help themselves.
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Megan
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posted October 04, 2005 07:40 PM
It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeevil.
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romanylass
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posted October 04, 2005 07:43 PM
I'm married to a Kinko's employee. They're really evil. If I somehow got on God's email list, I'd ask Him to e-mail my husband and tell him to get a better job.
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Beren One Hand
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posted October 04, 2005 07:48 PM
I would tell God the good news about my auto insurance.
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Avatar300
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posted October 04, 2005 07:51 PM
Does your good news involve switching something?
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Beren One Hand
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posted October 04, 2005 07:55 PM
No, just basically that I finally got some.
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Avatar300
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posted October 04, 2005 08:05 PM
Oh...well...that's good, too, I suppose.
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Joldo
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posted October 04, 2005 08:23 PM
I'd tell him to get rid of AOL and then maybe we'd talk.
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Occasional
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posted October 04, 2005 09:19 PM
E-mail him that I got the message the other ten or twenty times. Then I would ask him for directions to "Mount Zion" and what kind of shoes to wear.
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Joldo
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posted October 04, 2005 09:20 PM
I'd think Birkenstocks would be the obvious answer.
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Danzig
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posted October 05, 2005 02:32 PM
I would never have to pay for wine again.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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posted October 05, 2005 03:10 PM
Yeah Danzing, make sure you get the bottle of Dom. Romanee Conti 1997 and give me one or two for the holiday season.
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ketchupqueen
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posted October 05, 2005 03:26 PM
...turn myself in for psychiatric evaluation.
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pfresh85
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posted October 05, 2005 03:28 PM
I'd reply back to ask him where's he's been recently.
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camus
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posted October 05, 2005 03:33 PM
Would being Saviour require forwarding the email to at least ten friends?
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GaalD
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posted October 05, 2005 04:35 PM
ask if I'd have to die a painful death involving wood and shiny nails. Then accept.
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ShadowPuppet
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posted October 05, 2005 04:48 PM
funny thing
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Presences
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posted October 05, 2005 05:59 PM
The email to me would end by saying, “I know who you are†and “I know what you are looking forâ€
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Joldo
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posted October 05, 2005 08:55 PM
"Hello. We have a message we'd like to share with you. Have you found Jesus yet?"
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