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RoyHobbs
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"Birdie, birdie in the sky what's that you just dropped in my eye? Soft and sticky, tastes like sap, Oh my G*d, it's birdie cr*p"

One thing we can do to lesson the effect of a tragedy of this nature is to keep this stuff handy.
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Tante Shvester
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You know how the bird poo is all white, but that there is that little black lump in it? You know what that little black lump actually is?

It's also bird poo.
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Rico
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Words of wisdom if I've ever heard any.
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RoyHobbs
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HAHAHAHAHAHa [ROFL]

I need to go to bed, I've got the late night laugh syndrome (LNLS).

That seemed WAY to funny...
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I think that's the REAL poo.
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Eruve Nandiriel
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[ROFL]
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No, no, no. It goes like this:

Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
Dropped a doo-doo in my eye.
I don't scream, I don't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

[Hat]
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Uhleeuh
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You should really be concerned about bird crap if you've just washed your car. I think it's a law that they have to at least aim for your car once it's clean.
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by Boon:
No, no, no. It goes like this:

Birdie, birdie, in the sky,
Dropped a doo-doo in my eye.
I don't scream, I don't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly!

[Hat]
I once saw a commercial where there are two guys sitting in a park bench talking and one says to the other, "I wonder why humans can't fly."
The other guy just stares at him with a "Good question" sort of look and then bird poo lands on the first guy's shoulder. He's all like, "good point."
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