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ReikoDemosthenes
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That's right. A while back there was a very amusing Harry Potter fanfiction mocking all fanfiction which was purportedly born in severe sleep deprivation. Alas, one day it just disappeared from the place we'd bookmarked it at. I was wondering if anybody here had an inkling as to where it may have gone, or saved it to their computer, or if anyone else here even read it.
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Rings no bell, but I hope you'll find it. [Smile]
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Barry Trotter?
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Well, here's one called "The fic that must not be named." Is this what you want? http://www.riddikulus.org/authors/hyphen/Named.html
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ReikoDemosthenes
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*skims* alas, no. The one I'm looking for starts out with Voldemort sitting in his chair, and Sauron coming in looking for his ring along with some other random things. It also includes a musical chapter and a 'Top 10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort' list.
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ReikoDemosthenes
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*bumps* any other folks who may be able to enlighten me?
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Sorry, never heard of it. If you find it, let me know though. Sounds amusing.
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Ah, never mind, not the one I was thinking of. Though it sounds fun.
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I think I found it.

Bow before my Google-fu.

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ReikoDemosthenes
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*dances with much joy and mirth!*

*tacklehug!!!*

thank-youthank-youthank-you!!!

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Hey, easy! I'm pregnant!

*disengages*

You're welcome. [Smile]

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Best fanfic ever.
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ketchupqueen
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I would like to point out that it has neither a musical chapter nor a top ten list.
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ReikoDemosthenes
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It does have the musical chapter, although the top ten list isn't there. In the light of things, I think I'll live, though.


First line of the musical chapter:

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Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat at their table, quietly eating their breakfast. Everything was normal. But not really. It was a shock to Harry when Draco Malfoy jumped up on the Slytherin table and did a small pelvic thrust as music began playing.

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Oh, that. I thought you meant singing the story.
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That fic is nowhere near as funny as the one where Harry is constantly angry and shouting and Draco is trying to get with Ginny.
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ReikoDemosthenes
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You mean A Lot to be Upset About?
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That is SO FUNNY!

"Well, he's got a lot to be upset about!" [ROFL]

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'"Yeah, great," said Draco. "Tell her I want to talk to her about this weekend. Tell her to pop by the dungeons after dinner. The password's 'Blutsauger.'"

Harry looked interested for a moment. "With or without the umlaut?"'

Hehehehehe.

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Some of the funniest/awful things I've read in a while.

My favorite would have to be: "My intentions were honourable! Pay no attention to my pants!"

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