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That's right. A while back there was a very amusing Harry Potter fanfiction mocking all fanfiction which was purportedly born in severe sleep deprivation. Alas, one day it just disappeared from the place we'd bookmarked it at. I was wondering if anybody here had an inkling as to where it may have gone, or saved it to their computer, or if anyone else here even read it.
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*skims* alas, no. The one I'm looking for starts out with Voldemort sitting in his chair, and Sauron coming in looking for his ring along with some other random things. It also includes a musical chapter and a 'Top 10 Ways to Annoy Voldemort' list.
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It does have the musical chapter, although the top ten list isn't there. In the light of things, I think I'll live, though.
First line of the musical chapter:
quote:Harry, Ron, and Hermione sat at their table, quietly eating their breakfast. Everything was normal. But not really. It was a shock to Harry when Draco Malfoy jumped up on the Slytherin table and did a small pelvic thrust as music began playing.
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That fic is nowhere near as funny as the one where Harry is constantly angry and shouting and Draco is trying to get with Ginny.
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'"Yeah, great," said Draco. "Tell her I want to talk to her about this weekend. Tell her to pop by the dungeons after dinner. The password's 'Blutsauger.'"
Harry looked interested for a moment. "With or without the umlaut?"'