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Evie3217
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...to a duel. That's right. Tomorrow at dawn by the river - sword fight to the death. Does anyone want to be my second?
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Isn't it traditional to let the person who was challenged select the weapon?
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I'd've chosen a sword.
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second victim?
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Evie3217
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Alright, then aiua's still chosen a sword. It's more sportsman like. Well, I guess it depends on if it's a traditional, gentleman's (or gentlewoman's) duel, or a western duel. Because then it would be pistols at down in the middle of town.
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Megan
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Or high noon.

Besides, if you're really gonna do that style of duel, I think someone should be slapped with a glove. Just sayin'.

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smitty
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or at least just slapped
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aiua
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Nothing beats ripping a nose off. Glove slapping is no where near that.
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smitty
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that seems a bit harsh, to someone you're about to kill anyway.
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Megan
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But...see, the glove-slapping bit is supposed to be indicative of a civilized, gentlemanly/gentlewomanly type of conflict resolution. Outright slapping, or worse, the removal of body parts [Angst] , defeats the purpose. I mean, if you're gonna do that, then why not just have a fight club style brawl?
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aiua
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Oh, no no no. There was a sword fight following that.
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aiua
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Has anyone ever read Chesterton's The Man Who Was Thursday??
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smitty
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Depending on the glove, that can smart something fierce.
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aiua
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As in, Robin Hood: Men in Tights?
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Well, sure, but it's not gonna remove any parts of the recipient's face (unless it's platemail glove or something). Plus, it's got tradition behind it.
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Ok, tradition wins out. Slap (with glove) away.
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aiua
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-sigh-
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Evie3217
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*slaps smitty, aiua, and Megan with white glove*

I challenge you to a duel!


Does that work?

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aiua
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Is it silk?
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Yes, it does. [Big Grin]

I accept! I choose pistols at dawn!

Who shall be my second?

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Dibs on everyone's stuff when they lose.
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I'm wanting to be the second victim, that's all I care about. I'm not a very good shot, so pistols at dawn is a perfectable acceptable way of getting shot.
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As long as we can reenact the duel between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr, I'm completely happy. That duel makes me crack up everytime.


And of course it's silk. That's the only way to go. Like I always say "Go silk or go...something else."

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Mal's duel on Firefly was funnier
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Only because there's no video recording of Hamilton's and Burr's duel. Although, I have to admit, Mal's duel was great as well. That is by far my favorite Firefly episode.
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*weighing being shot versus being stabbed multiple times with shallow wounds* *shrugs* whatever
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aiua
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I'll be your second, Megan.
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Evie3217
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Plus, Megan chose pistols, so by default it has to be more like Hamilton's and Burr's duel. Unless we want a cowboy showdown. Those are fun.
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aiua
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Wait wait wait. Pistols? Are you serious?
I've changed my mind.

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Evie3217
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Well, I need a second too. Who wants the honor?
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smitty
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guess that makes me Evi's second
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Evie3217
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Megan, I have to say I am disappointed with your choice. Swords just seems so much more...fun. But that's just me. If you want pistols, then pistols it is.
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Excellent. We're all set.

I'll see YOU at dawn, Evie!

*stalks off haughtily*

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Oh, it's ON!
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smitty
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Which dawn are we talking about here?
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Megan
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*stalks back in*

<vizzini>Oh, have it your way.</vizzini>

*stalks back out*

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aiua
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And where?
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I'd like to photograph it, if that's okay with y'all?
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smitty
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Megan's stalking an awful lot
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On top of the CLIFFS OF INSANITY! *said in most intimidating voice*

Or by the river. They always seem to happen there.

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aiua
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Who all is going to be wanting copies?
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As long as she's not stalking me, I'm fine.
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which time zone is the dawn in tho? I need to know when to get up
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I'm on the East coast, so I'll say my time zone. It makes things easier for me.


Oh, and we have to be done by 9, because I have an exam that I have to be at by 9:30

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you might send my widow a copy.
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*stalks back in*

Well, y'all keep saying things that require responses. [Big Grin]

And I can't think of another style of walking that conveys haughtiness as well.

*stalks about the thread looking down at everyone*

*stalks out*

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Are we doing breakfast?
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eggs and pancakes sounds good. I'll cook.
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Well, you could go ninja on us..
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oooh! Breakfast!
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